HILARIOUS JOKES

little girl

Posted By: Nick96
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 02:03:21 AM UTC

where did the little girl go after the explosion?
*Everywhere*

why did billy drop his ice cream?
*he got hit by a bus.*

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Seasons

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 17:01:01 PM UTC

Teacher: Arvind, can you name the seasons?
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Arvind: Salt, Pepper, Vinegar and Mustard.

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Taquilla

Posted By: gcarmary@comcast.net
Date Posted: 2-Apr-2012 00:34:20 AM UTC

A Mexican gentleman took his nagging wife on a cruise. When the ship was far out to sea The mexican no longer could take her abuse,threw his wife overboard.
Other passages grabbed the man and asked why he did such a thing, The mexican replied "Taquilla"

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funny joke

Posted By: torin
Date Posted: 20-Mar-2012 20:24:43 PM UTC

man1.what do you call a bra on the street man.2 dont now man1.a boobie trap

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Joke

Posted By: Jess
Date Posted: 18-Mar-2012 05:23:23 AM UTC

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The sate trooper smells alcohol and sees the empty wine bottle on the floor of his car. He asks, "Sir have you been drinking??"
And the Minister say, "Just water.."
The Sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine and see an empty wine bottle on the floor?"
The minister looks down at the floor and says,"Good Lord, he's done it again!"

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anatractica

Posted By: heskey
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 11:31:33 AM UTC

3 men went to antarctica they saw a sausage it was dead

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RE: anatractica

Posted By: koda7soccer
Date Posted: 9-May-2012 15:04:35 PM UTC

im sorry but your joke isn't funny. maybe you shouldn't be telling jokes!

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blonde joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Mar-2012 16:58:13 PM UTC

how are a blonde and a beer bottle alike?
There both empty from the neck.

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ya gotta keep ya head up ooooooooooooh

Posted By: Marissa c. Hazzard
Date Posted: 5-Mar-2012 00:58:16 AM UTC

One day a young man was upset and was sitting on a sidewalk with his head in his lap. A man as happy as can be walked up to him and said.........You are doing it all wrong! Because....................Ya gotta keep ya head up oooooooooooooooh! People keep their heads down eeeeeh!

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the two snails

Posted By: John Harrison
Date Posted: 24-Feb-2012 18:09:21 PM UTC

snail 1= said see that girl on your back what is her name?

snail 2= said her name is michelle



it means as my shell lol lol

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Jack and Jill

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 21:45:54 PM UTC

Jack and Jill went up a hill so he could kick her fanny.. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill's real name was Danny!

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Teeth joke

Posted By: Kayla
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 00:13:28 AM UTC

Joke : What kind of teeth can u get for a dollar ?

A : Buck teeth

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Haunted House

Posted By: Nicky
Date Posted: 20-Feb-2012 18:38:18 PM UTC

You are in a haunted house with a few other friends and the power goes out. Now you and your friends have to find the fastest way out.

You find a set of three doors, blue, green, and red. Pick one.

Through that door, you find another set of three doors, yellow, pink, and orange. Pick one.

Through that door you find the three exit doors, but each has something in it. Each door includes something that could kill you.

The first door has poisonous snakes in it. The second one has electric chainsaws in it. The third one has panthers in it.

Which one do you choose?

THE ELECTRIC CHAINSAWS BECAUSE THE POWER IS OUT!

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Blonde Joke

Posted By: Nicky
Date Posted: 20-Feb-2012 18:28:51 PM UTC

How do you keep a blonde occupied?
You put her in a cylinder room and tell her to find the corner.

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Energizer Bunny

Posted By: Maurice
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 20:17:57 PM UTC

A kid is walking down the street from the easter egg hunt, and told his mama the easter bunny just got arrested. His mother asks why did the easter bunny get arrested. he said because of battery.

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hi

Posted By: jon
Date Posted: 6-Feb-2012 14:35:52 PM UTC

a man walks into a bar, ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

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SHORT FUNNY AND HILARIOUS JOKES

Posted By: BABYBI
Date Posted: 5-Feb-2012 05:38:22 AM UTC

THE CRYING BOY WAZ SO FUNY

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mcdonalds

Posted By: zach braaksma
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 16:34:07 PM UTC

come in and poop sign

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husbands

Posted By: zach braaksma
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 16:32:31 PM UTC

There are no smart husbands.

- Why?

- Smart people don't get married.

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blonde joke

Posted By: zach braaksma
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 16:30:41 PM UTC

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
'You are on the other side,' the other blonde yells back.

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