BLONDE JOKES

Raking Leaves

Posted By: wulfboy3
Date Posted: 7-Apr-2012 04:07:13 AM UTC

How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree!

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there was a blonde named mom

Posted By: funny man
Date Posted: 2-Apr-2012 16:31:28 PM UTC

there was this blonde walking down the street after work when akid says mom and the blonde says no my names not mom my names sammie then she keeps walking and she sees the same kid and he says mom and she says i told you my names mot mom its SAMMIE!

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ur moms a blonde

Posted By: gay jew
Date Posted: 2-Apr-2012 16:28:19 PM UTC

there was a blonde named your mom

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two blonds

Posted By: jlyons
Date Posted: 16-Mar-2012 02:50:25 AM UTC

two blonds walk into a bar. you would have thought at least one of them would have seen it comming

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dumb blondie cop, dumb blondie driver

Posted By: anonymous
Date Posted: 8-Mar-2012 21:32:25 PM UTC

a dumb blondie cop pulls a dumb blondie driver over and ask to see her driver license and the driver looks in her purse and pulls out a compact and said here it is the cop looked and said if i knew you were a cop i would not have pulled over

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good blonde jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 04:37:33 AM UTC

:)

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blond jokes

Posted By: luna
Date Posted: 27-Feb-2012 05:05:28 AM UTC

there are three blonds stranded on an island. they find a gini and it said they each got one wish. the first blond wished she was smart, she turned into a bernette and swam home. the second blond wished she was even smarter than the first blond, she was turned into a red head and created a boat and rowed home. the third blond wished she was the smartest person in the world. she turned into a man and walked across the bridge back into the city.

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hilarious blonde jokes

Posted By: Big Dick Daddy
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 03:47:18 AM UTC

What did the blonde woman's right leg say to the left? Nothing they never met.

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Funny

Posted By: Nannabut
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 22:23:52 PM UTC

How do you get a blonde to kill herself?
You give her a gun and tell her it is a blow dryer!

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RE: Funny

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 24-Feb-2012 15:46:35 PM UTC

lmfaooo

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your mom.

Posted By: Ghost Rider and Gezelle
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 17:57:03 PM UTC

your momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, people scream "FREE WILLY!"

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RE: your mom.

Posted By: mary
Date Posted: 30-Apr-2012 13:44:56 PM UTC

haha that was funny:)lmao

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blonde

Posted By: MEEEEE
Date Posted: 28-Jan-2012 16:34:02 PM UTC

a blonde is always being teased about dumb blonde jokes so she dyes her hair red, one day she was walking home and she past a farm with sheep and she asks the farmer 'IF I GUESS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SHEEP CAN I HAVE ONE" THE FARMER AGREES SHE GUESSES THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SHEEP SHE PICKS ONE AND STARTING TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD WHEN THE FARMER SAYS "IF I GUESS YOUR REAL HAIR COLOR CAN I HAVE MY DOG BACK"

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scrach and sniff

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 25-Jan-2012 00:40:09 AM UTC

How do you drowned a blonde?


Put a scrach and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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The Ugly joke!

Posted By: Taylor bieber
Date Posted: 24-Jan-2012 23:54:58 PM UTC

You'r so ugly when you take a bath the water jumps out!

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re:You`ve got mail.

Posted By: ～aneisha
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 06:47:52 AM UTC

umm at the beggining you said
''a blond was constently coming out and checking HIS mail''
but the rest of the story is talkin about a blond WOMAN!

p.s.
i bet a blond wrote the joke themself!LoL※※※

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RE: re:You`ve got mail.

Posted By: jlyons
Date Posted: 16-Mar-2012 02:54:46 AM UTC

blonds cant write so it cant be

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A picnic

Posted By: manny
Date Posted: 5-Jan-2012 21:07:06 PM UTC

there are two blondes and there choosing were to have a picnic in the middle of the road or under a tree so they pick the road then they see a truck honking its horn the truck turns to the right and hits the tree and one of the blondes say if we picked under that tree we would have gottin ran over

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dumb blondes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Dec-2011 19:09:41 PM UTC

There was a blonde driving along the highway on day and she looked out the window and saw another blonde rowing a boat in a cornfield she stopped the car got out and yelled, You know what its dumb blondes like you that get people to tell dumb blonde jokes if i knew how to swim i'd come out there and kick your ass!

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The blonde and the stairs

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Dec-2011 03:48:22 AM UTC

Why did the blonde stare at the stairs?

Because the sign said, "Watch your step"

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