MARRIAGE HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES

ha ha must read

Posted By: R.K.kharel
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 00:54:00 AM UTC

A famous inspirational speaker
said : "Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn't my wife."
Audience were in a state of shock
and silence.
He added : "She was my
mother" (A big round of aplause &
laughter)
A very daring husband tried to
crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his
wife in the kitchen : "Best years
of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman, who wasn't my
wife".
.
Standing for a moment, trying to
recall the second line of that
speaker. .
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling
water ..!
Moral : Don't Copy, if you can't
Paste xP=P

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Marriage Husband and Wife

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-May-2012 18:52:47 PM UTC

The article found on ASK MFT - Marriage and Family Torch is similar to this video but it offer's more realistic advice, explanations, tips and tricks to have a successful, happy and healthy marriage. The article marriage husband and wife relationship problems is very useful to understand and learn about the stages in a marriage husband and wife relationship problems: askmft.net

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lotery joke

Posted By: charmi jain
Date Posted: 6-May-2012 09:34:14 AM UTC

husband:agar mujhe lotery lagegi to tum kya karogi

wife:adha paisa lungi aur maike chali jaungi

husband:mujhe 100 rs. ki lotery lagihai.ye le pachas rupai aur yahan se chali ja

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pappu and his poor wife.

Posted By: DEEPTHI
Date Posted: 20-Mar-2012 12:07:29 PM UTC

(pappu and his wife went to coffee shop)

pappu: drink the coffee quickly!

wife: why?

pappu: because hot coffee is 50/- and cold
coffee is 100/-

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doc n patient

Posted By: juana
Date Posted: 13-Mar-2012 13:54:47 PM UTC

doctor= says to d patient i have said u to folow d preciption did u ? patient=doc i was abt 2 die doctor= y ? patient =coz u hav have said me 2 follow d preciption d presciption fall frm level 12 n i was abt 2 jump n folow :P

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted By: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 17:50:13 PM UTC

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Woman

Posted By: Hafeez danzaks
Date Posted: 8-Jan-2012 06:59:02 AM UTC

For those men that think woman place is in the kitchen, remember is were knives are kept

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fffffffff

Posted By: fffffff
Date Posted: 5-Jan-2012 05:56:00 AM UTC

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funner than all the others

Posted By: lana
Date Posted: 29-Dec-2011 01:08:53 AM UTC

a husban and wife were drivig one night and the wife sees a skunk that got ran over andwas almost dead.(scince the wife had a soft spot for animals)she told the husban she wanted to save it so when she got back into the car the poor skunk was frezing to deth so the wife asked her mate how to warm it up and he sais to put it betwen her legs and she said what about the smell he said to plug the skunks nose.
the docs said that he will be able to walk agin but the skunk that she beat him with had died.

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Marriage, Husband and Wife

Posted By: Default
Date Posted: 3-Oct-2011 17:03:23 PM UTC

Marriage, Husband an...

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RE: Marriage, Husband and Wife

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 29-Dec-2011 01:12:08 AM UTC

and what i bet it would woud be good if u put the rest oof it on.

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