HINDI SANTA BANTA JOKES

Santa di hoshiyari....

Posted By: Akshu Kakade
Date Posted: 24-Apr-2012 03:00:11 AM UTC

Ek Baar santa Rangoli exibition ke liye gaya.
Entrance par ek door mat rakhi thi aur rangoli se likha tha "कृपया पैर पोच के अंदर जाओ" ....

Tab santa ne vaha par masti ki ke "कृपया पोचके अंदर जाओ"

Entrance par baitha hua watchman bola kya be aise gandi harkat karte hue tujhe sharam nahi ati....


Santa bola me kya karu vaha par toh likha tha "कृपया पैर पोच के अंदर जाओ" isliye mene "पैर" shabd poch diya toh kya galat kiya.....

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Good ans.

Posted By: Sumit rai
Date Posted: 15-Apr-2012 04:21:59 AM UTC

Deepak:-mujhse shadi karogi.
Girl(koko):-kya?
Deepak:-achchi film hai na.
Koko:-kutte ke bachche.
Deepak:-kya?
Koko:-kitne cute hote hai na.

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Aakash Tanwar

Posted By: Aakash Tanwar
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2012 08:14:04 AM UTC

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Posted By: Aakash Tanwar
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2012 08:10:20 AM UTC

bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha ki,

"Hay bhagwan ya to aap jaan nikal do ya naan nikal do!"
God Murugan
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Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Hindi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of dumb, funny and comical jokes about the ever green duo of Santa and Banta.

santa banta
santa banta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai
Submitted by vaibhav on 17-Apr-2010

Santa Banta Comedy
Santa verma: marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta sharma: Birla white.
Santa verma: kyu?
Banta: kyuki is cement me jaan hoti hai.



Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya.
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya."
Santa n

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Aakash

Posted By: Aakash Tanwar
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2012 08:10:20 AM UTC

bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha ki,

"Hay bhagwan ya to aap jaan nikal do ya naan nikal do!"
God Murugan
Home Submit Jokes, SMS etc. Login Signup


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Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Hindi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of dumb, funny and comical jokes about the ever green duo of Santa and Banta.

santa banta
santa banta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai
Submitted by vaibhav on 17-Apr-2010

Santa Banta Comedy
Santa verma: marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta sharma: Birla white.
Santa verma: kyu?
Banta: kyuki is cement me jaan hoti hai.



Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya.
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya."
Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya
"main to aaya hi nahin tha."





Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga."





Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
"mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon."





Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa chat se neeche gir gaya.
Santa neeche pahuncha to use rupyaa nahin mila.
Kyon? Kyonki santa rupye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya tha.







Santa ko koi mobile per pares

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Santa banta

Posted By: Santosh shah (jabalpur)
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 17:28:32 PM UTC

Very nice jokes

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DOSTI

Posted By: dev purohit
Date Posted: 19-Mar-2012 16:03:14 PM UTC

father- beta kya hua ro kyu rahe ho...
mujhe batao hum DOST hai naaaa...........
son-kuchh nahi yarr apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne dekh liya bahut mara yaarrrrrr

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BLOOD PRESSURE KEE GOLI

Posted By: SHEKHAR
Date Posted: 19-Mar-2012 14:05:18 PM UTC

DOCTOR: KYA TUMHE BLOOD PRESSURE HAI?
SANTA: NAHI,B.P. NAHI HAI. KEVAL B.P. KEE GOLI KHATA HU.

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Santa in the exam.

Posted By: Furqan
Date Posted: 5-Mar-2012 04:41:57 AM UTC

Ek bar santa ko paper mein es ko english mein translate karna tha..
Ki "Mein ek aam admi hooon"
Aus ne likha "I am a mango man......."

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Santa got a job in

Posted By: Sanjay
Date Posted: 3-Mar-2012 18:42:59 PM UTC

Santa got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim
loked what 2Do?
Santa: y don take tention
remove airtel sim put
BSNL,thank u 4caling

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please dont read

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 27-Feb-2012 17:57:38 PM UTC

teacher :asmaan main udne wali chees ande deti hai aur zameen par rahne waali chees bache deti hai to batao woh konsi chees hai do asmaan main udti hai aur zameen par bache deti hai

santa:airhostess!

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RE: please dont read

Posted By: Aakash tanwar
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2012 08:06:42 AM UTC

Aakash

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hindi santa banta jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 15:30:40 PM UTC

santa;yar tum kal amarica chale gaye
banta;nahi kal main ghar par so raha tha

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3 ladke

Posted By: rishabh awasthi
Date Posted: 26-Jan-2012 06:26:20 AM UTC

1st= mera papa dusri manjil se kuud jate hai unki taang tut jate hai ghode ki tang lagate hai har race ma 1st aate hai
2nd= mera papa tisri manjil se kuud jate hai unka sar phut jata hai gai ka muh lagate hai roj raat ko kharrate leta hai
3rd= mera papa chothi manjil se kuud jate hai unka pet phut jata hai gai ka pet lagate hai roj subha shaam dudh deta hai

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santa banta

Posted By: Dhaval Chaudhary
Date Posted: 20-Jan-2012 09:09:20 AM UTC

santa:jaldi batao sona kaha he nahi to jan se mar dalunga...

banta:are yar etni sari jagah he jaha sona ho so jao....

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Date Posted: 1-Jan-2012 08:32:08 AM UTC

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RE: kulkyl

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 3-Mar-2012 17:43:48 PM UTC

saale kahe delete re ?

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BHiMiPvfSJbf

Posted By: Idalia
Date Posted: 20-Dec-2011 02:12:24 AM UTC

Your anwesr shows real intelligence.

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jalebi

Posted By: Asif azaz
Date Posted: 19-Dec-2011 05:39:05 AM UTC

santa banta halwai se
santa: are ye jalebi banane ka kam tum kab se kar rahe ho.
banta: g 5 sal se.
santa: tum 5 sal se jalebi bana rahe ho fir bhi tum se ye sedhi nehi bani.

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RE: jalebi

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Feb-2012 16:01:53 PM UTC

Jalebi bai

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RE: jalebi

Posted By: vani
Date Posted: 15-Jan-2012 20:49:47 PM UTC

haha :D
gud 1

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