GHOST JOKES

boo

Posted By: your mother
Date Posted: 30-Apr-2012 01:31:09 AM UTC

a lady is walking through a graveyard. all of a sudden a ghost pops out and says boo. the lady asks why are you so sad

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laghnasa

Posted By: REX
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 11:51:33 AM UTC

In a game a ghost arrested by a gamewardener.why the ghost arrested?

ANS:BECAUSE the ghost does not has a haunting lisence.

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graveyard

Posted By: usa
Date Posted: 10-Apr-2012 18:59:10 PM UTC

Tom was passing a grave yard in mid-night...he was so frightened...suddenly he saw a man sitting on a grave..rushed to him and asked
Tom : What is the time sir?
Man : it's past 12 'o' clock
Tom : I am so afraid of this silence. R u not afraid of this graves?
Man : Why? I was feeling too hot sleeping inside my grave..that is why i cam out in cold...

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im suffering form heartburn

Posted By: gay amy
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 12:29:46 PM UTC

ermmm there were 2 men standing in a corner telling jokes to eachother about heartburn. there was also a man standing at the bar talking to the landlord. he asked him who are htose 2 men standing in the corner and hte landlord replied there the 2 rennies .

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Funny

Posted By: kai campbell
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 08:26:55 AM UTC

Your so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering

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A Vampire and a ghost

Posted By: Parbi
Date Posted: 26-Feb-2012 22:00:20 PM UTC

A ghost and a vampire walked into a bar. the vampire said "i wan't some blood" the bartender said "sorry we dont have zombies in stock"

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A Vampire and a ghost

Posted By: Parbi
Date Posted: 26-Feb-2012 21:56:38 PM UTC

A ghostand a vampire went to a bar. the vampire said "i wan't some blood" the bartender said "sorry we dont have zombies in stock"

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ant

Posted By: eman
Date Posted: 21-Feb-2012 12:32:01 PM UTC

What do you find in a beach where ants go?
Micro-waves!

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clock

Posted By: mz.princeton
Date Posted: 20-Jan-2012 21:05:46 PM UTC

Q:why did the clock stop
A:cause it was his time

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clock

Posted By: mz.princeton
Date Posted: 20-Jan-2012 21:03:26 PM UTC

Q:wat do you call a bear with no teeth
A: a gummy bear

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Ghost Joke

Posted By: Blaze Symons
Date Posted: 19-Nov-2011 09:24:24 AM UTC

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?
"Fasten your sheetbelt"

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 1-Nov-2011 13:34:20 PM UTC

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RE: super sms

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 20:40:41 PM UTC

why

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Working

Posted By: keshuramu
Date Posted: 3-Sep-2011 06:16:31 AM UTC

Yaha khuda
waha khuda
jaha nahi khuda
waha kal khuda

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Unvalid lund

Posted By: keshuramu
Date Posted: 3-Sep-2011 06:15:10 AM UTC

Meera baithi talab mein laal choot bhigoye
bahar baitha kabira land hila kar roye

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