KIDS JOKES

potty joke

Posted By: gobar queen
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 08:14:58 AM UTC

once upon a time there ws a queen who was having loose motions there ws potty all over her palace so, an idea struck her head she made an announcement that if a person would drink three bowls of her potty she would grant any of their wishes people came tasted the potty and ran away and man came drank two bowls and paused at the third bowl so, the queen asked whether he ws not able to drink the man said "abey ruk matar chaba raha huin"

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yfujyrhfd

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Mar-2012 14:15:47 PM UTC

elro is gay

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Posted By: i cant give my name..
Date Posted: 12-Mar-2012 11:22:55 AM UTC

hi....
i cant' half of the jokes........
sorry..........

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home sick

Posted By: dajuan
Date Posted: 1-Mar-2012 18:08:50 PM UTC

kid:dad i am home sick
dad:but u @home
kid:i no but i am sick of home fooh

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woooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: colleen griffith
Date Posted: 27-Feb-2012 00:15:34 AM UTC

son:dad can i have some money
dad:why
son:i'm broke
father:then put your self together

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broken english

Posted By: Shranay khatri
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 16:55:37 PM UTC

One day a mom bought his child a motor bike.they go for a ride on the bike. On the way they fall off it. The mother calls up the ambulance and says ," mera bachcha gir gaya hai". The person on the other end tells her to speak in english and so she says "My londa is ghironda from hero- honda".

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MATH PROBLEM

Posted By: S. YASHWANTH KUMAR
Date Posted: 17-Feb-2012 15:22:01 PM UTC

MATH TEACHER;WILL ASK ONE STUDENT A PROBLEM
STUDENT;SIR WORLD IS FULL OF PROBLEMS WHY U R MAKING ANOTHER PROBLEM

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MATHS

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Feb-2012 07:25:51 AM UTC

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING:

1+2 = ?

1+2 = ?

1+2 = ?

1+2 = ?

THATS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR TODAY..NOW YOU ARE PREPARED TO GIVE YOUR EXAM..good luck!

(just kidding study hard, open your maths notebooks now! hurry! limited time offer!)

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lol

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Feb-2012 07:21:31 AM UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NOTHING? THEN SCROLL DOWN AND READ THE OTHER JOKES! DONT WASTE TIME!
DINT YOU KNOW? EVERY SECOND IS PRECIOUS! GO FAST!
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.STILL READING THIS ONLY?

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hilarious teacher student joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Feb-2012 07:15:52 AM UTC

teacher - "stop making noise!"
(student ignores)
teacher- "stand up!"
(student stands up)
teacher (pointing a ruler towards student) - "do you know that there is an idiot at the end of this ruler?"
student - "which end maa'm?"
TEACHER SHOCKS STUDENT ROCKS!

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"Bigger than me"

Posted By: yaya
Date Posted: 29-Jan-2012 23:24:25 PM UTC

daughter:mommy why are yhu bigger than me
Mother:because im older
daughter:no i mean fatter
Mother:shhhh how did u notice
daughter:mommy help i cant reach them
Mommy:ur toys
daughter:no them fat ladys jus like u

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dulglxxa

Posted By: dulglxxa
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 00:30:23 AM UTC

dulglxxa

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lnjymfa

Posted By: lnjymfa
Date Posted: 17-Feb-2012 06:47:34 AM UTC

lnjymfa

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 16-Feb-2012 17:43:38 PM UTC

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School

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2012 20:42:03 PM UTC

Dad: How was your day?
Son: Terrible i got pneumonia,hypothermia,Cholera and tuberclossis,worst spelling test ever

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joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2012 16:05:28 PM UTC

my friend said that onions are the only vegtable that can make you cry. so i hit him around the head with a watermelon!

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Eggs

Posted By: nate
Date Posted: 21-Jan-2012 06:23:05 AM UTC

"Mommy, do chickens drink gasoline?"
"No, why?"
"Then why do i get gas every time i eat an egg?"

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Eggs, gasoline,and farts

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Jan-2012 06:18:24 AM UTC

"Mom,Do chickens drink gasoline?"
"No,Why?"
"Then why do i get gas every time i eat an egg?"

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Cute Pappu

Posted By: Jhalak
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 17:21:24 PM UTC

Why did Pappu stood in front of the mirror with closed eyes?.....


B'coz he wanted 2 see how he looked while sleeping.=D

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Lol....

Posted By: Yang
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 05:48:35 AM UTC

Knock knock
Whos there
Its me

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