FUNNY HINDI JOKES

Foolish Joke

Posted By: Abhinav Kaushal
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 10:28:49 AM UTC

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.....Socho kyun ? Bcoz PCOke bahar likha tha , dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.......

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Foolish Joke

Posted By: Abhinav Kaushal
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 10:20:28 AM UTC

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.....Socho kyun ? Bcoz PCOke bahar likha tha , dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.......

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Papa bade dayalu

Posted By: Shruti & Krishna
Date Posted: 13-May-2012 12:54:30 PM UTC

Santa : Yar mere papa bhooke logo ko khana khilate hai.

Banta : Aisa kaun sa mahan kam karte hai tere papa????????

Santa : Hotel mai waiter hai waiter....
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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roro class meh

Posted By: roro
Date Posted: 9-May-2012 00:32:44 AM UTC

Dost rohro se "yaar itna udas keyon heh keya ajj fir homework karna bhul geya"

Roro dost se " nahi yarr bas MUTTHH marna bhull geya "

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telivision

Posted By: Asish mohanty
Date Posted: 5-May-2012 05:13:39 AM UTC

sir- electric nahi hoti toh t.v kaise dekh painge hum .
student-simple
student-(mumbati)candel jala kar t.v dekhenge

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funny Joke

Posted By: Aman Sahu
Date Posted: 2-May-2012 06:24:48 AM UTC

Ek Ladki Ne Chhote Bacche KE Gall Pe kiss KIya.

GIRL :- Oh! Sorry Tumhare Gaal Par lipstick Lag Gayi.
Baby :- Kuch Accha Karne se Agar Daag Lagta h To Daag Acche H.

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GIRLS LOVE

Posted By: Abhinav
Date Posted: 20-Apr-2012 14:39:22 PM UTC

A BRAND NEW LOVE STORY-

Punjabi Boy- Oye mai kya soneyo, I love U.

Girl- Tere jaiso pe to main Tatti b na karu..

Boy- Fir ki hoya Soneyo, Paad hi mar de...

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girl friend ka aur boy friend ka funny joke

Posted By: D khan
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 15:16:01 PM UTC

ladki: wo both acha hai..?
ladka:kya acha hai
ladki:wo deko na
ladka:kya me chutiya nhi ho wo deko wo deko 1 saal say pore pasia tu le le samje chal nikal
ladki:chal nikal haram koher

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DEEPAK FUNNY JOKE

Posted By: DEEPAK MAWANE
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 15:36:46 PM UTC

In park....
A boy and girl were sitting
2 dogs kissed each other....
boy-agar tum bura na mano to main bhi
girl-OK jao par sambhalkar kutta kat na le

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funny joke

Posted By: deepak
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 15:26:31 PM UTC

chameli bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
dukan kholte hi dukan par line lag gayi kyuki board par likha 10 rupe me chameli ki chaat lo

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RE: funny joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 20-Apr-2012 15:39:37 PM UTC

bewakuf

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billa$ pilla

Posted By: anurag sharma
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 12:04:51 PM UTC

ek bar husband and wife me ladai ho gyi. wife ; husband se kheti hai ki tum billa ho
husband ; wife se kheta hai ki tum kutia ho
toh unka bacha kehta hai ki mammi papa mee pilla hun ya billa hun

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ragging joke

Posted By: sayyed arib
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 10:09:13 AM UTC

Ragging k waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
... Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai

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fuck

Posted By: cab ka bap
Date Posted: 9-Apr-2012 09:30:20 AM UTC

kya tum lodah he medii kashmiri may bol sakte ho it mean goor (horse) canc me ( cock my ) achc (inside) whick means horses cock is my my hole / pussy

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MY THINK

Posted By: jitendra yadav
Date Posted: 8-Apr-2012 08:29:44 AM UTC

man apni life ka 1/2 part sleeping me nikal deta h my friend

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A

Posted By: Aakash
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2012 08:17:22 AM UTC

God Murugan
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Funny Hindi Jokes
Funny Hindi jokes is a collection of the funniest, most comical jokes which will make you laugh out loud. These are short jokes in a variety of categories.

Hindi Joke
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!


Kanjoos Joke
Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.


Funny Hindi Joke
Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”


Funny Joke
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.


Shaadi Joke
Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu


Dumb and Dumber Joke
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”


Baap Beta Joke
Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki??

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human brain

Posted By: sonu chinmay
Date Posted: 29-Mar-2012 11:13:22 AM UTC

human brain works 24 hrs,365days and work from the time we are born.but it stops only when we enter the exam hall.

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SCIENCE JOKE

Posted By: sushanksinha
Date Posted: 29-Mar-2012 03:04:32 AM UTC

25 saal k umar me newton ne gravity ki khoj ki

25 saal se tatti kar raha tha to tatti upar ja raha tha kya???????????????

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RE: SCIENCE JOKE

Posted By: jitendra yadav
Date Posted: 8-Apr-2012 08:22:55 AM UTC

ha

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Patta Joke

Posted By: Niraj
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2012 14:24:46 PM UTC

Patte Hilte Nahi
Hava Unhe Hila Deti Hai
Ladke Bigdte Nahi
Ladkiya Bigad Deti Hai

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