TAMIL FUNNY SMS

Five Messages

Posted By: abimanyu
Date Posted: 16-Feb-2012 06:49:22 AM UTC

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The Xmas story is peace. The Xmas mesage is love
The x mas miracle is Jesus.. HAVE a blessed month a
head and wish you Merry Xmas..!
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After Love Failure Grls: Hey Avan Fraud,
Thendy, Oru Paniyum Illathavan, And Vrithiketavan,
But . . . . Bys:”Aliyaa Aval thala vidhi yaada.”
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An Old Man’s T-SHIRT Quote Read :
“ I am Not 68, I am 18 With 50 Years of Experience...”
That’s Attitude, Think Different, Think Positive.
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Irandha pin paal ootrubavargal sonthakkaarargal !
Irukkum pothe thanni ootrubavargal thaan nanbargal.
Machan oru beer sollen... NANBENDA!
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The Year 2011 is d Fundamental Mathematical Operation
Year of ‘1’. 1+1=2 1-1=0 1x1=1 1/1=1 dats ‘2011’
Please dont force me... for Nobel Prize i hate awards...
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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 02:28:26 AM UTC

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Anbukum Asaikum Oreoru Vithyasam...
Oruvarai Pidikka Karanam Irunthal Athu “Asai”..
Karanam Illamal Oruvarai Pidithirunthal Athu “Anbu”..
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Information:”BHARATHA RATNA”Petra Tamilians.
KAMARAJAR (after death) in the year-1976.
M.G.R (after death) in the year-1988.
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“Kurai illatha Manithan illai... Adhai
Kuraika Mudiyathavan Manithane illai...” - BUDDHAR.
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:::Super lines:::
“ Pesatha varthaiyai vida “ “ Parkatha kankalai vida “ “
Ninaithu kondirukum ithayathuku vali athigam”...
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My life kavithai:
“Pirivu Enakku nerungiya nanpan!
Palagiyavar yellam ennai vittu “pirinthu” sendralum,
pirivu mattum ennai vittu pirinthu selvathillai.....
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 02:22:54 AM UTC

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Ulagai alikkum sakthiyai iraivan 2 perukku koduthu irukiran.
1.Yeman 2.women. -By Pengalai kandal vadagai cycle
pudichu odum valibar sangam.
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Simple Thought :
“Adjusment is always better than Arguement” .
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“Nesitha Ithayathaium” “Swaasitha Natpaium”
Oru naalum Maraka Mudiyathu
I Like our “FRIENDSHIP” ...
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Owner:Yenda antha Aala thirupi Anupitta?
Boy:Avar 2012 Calendar kekuraru. Nammakitta
verum 1000 Calendar thana irukku!
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The world record for time without sleep is 264 hrs
(11days) by RANDY GARDNER in 1965! ..
Avana vitta.. nee urangiko.. Good Night...
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facebook

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 14-Feb-2012 14:44:20 PM UTC

teacher : facebook , notebook intha rendukkm enna different ?
Student : notebook la teacher than correct pannanum but facebook la antha teacherayae correct pannalam.

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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 14-Feb-2012 04:23:47 AM UTC

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=Feel line=
Kadhalipathu kuttram endral, Kadhalikka vendum
endra unarvai kodutha “kadavulum” kuttravaali thaan...
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Lkg boy:machan, yaaru da thiruvalluvar?
Ukg boy: maamu avar oru mimicry artist da
Lkg boy: yeppadida solra?
Ukg boy: avaruku 1330 “kural” theriyumanda
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems,
subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends. ..
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Heart received “Love”
Mind received “Knowledge”
Ear received “Music”
Eyes received “Beauty” But
My heart receive your “FRIEND SHIP”
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Palamozhi:
“Poovodu serntha Naarum Manakkum”
Porul: “Super Figure’oda serntha
Sappa figure’um scene podum...”
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 14-Feb-2012 04:19:27 AM UTC

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Machi Ithu than life:
“Panam irundha settha kathaliku kooda Tajmahal kattalam,
Aana panam illena uyir ulla kaathaliku
“Thaali” kooda katta mudiyathu.
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“KANAVU” enpathu Kaalai Varai thaan. Aanal
“UN NINAIVU” enbadhu En Kallarai Varai
You are My Best friend...
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“Nesitha Ithayathaium” “Swaasitha Natpaium”
Oru naalum Maraka Mudiyathu
I Like our “FRIENDSHIP” ...
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Owner:Yenda antha Aala thirupi Anupitta?
Boy:Avar 2012 Calendar kekuraru. Nammakitta
verum 1000 Calendar thana irukku!
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Hikoo : “Vaaivittu sirithaal noi vittu pogumaam... Aanaal...
palamurai sirithum payanillai Paithiya karanukku...
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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 13-Feb-2012 03:29:43 AM UTC

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Father : un friend interview’ku poirukan nee pogalaya?
Son: chee..chee, naalu peru kelvi ketkira mathiri
unga pulla nadanthuka mattan pa..
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Real Line :
“Successful persons never do extrordinary works.
They always do ordinary works in an extrordinary way”
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27 Years ayiduchu ana oru ponnu kooda namaku
madangala! Idhu negative.!
27 years ayiduchu ana oru ponnala kooda nammala
madakka mudiyala, idhu positive! Be positive.
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Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai... Aanal...
en idhayam rojavai vida alaganathu, yen theriuma?
Athil neeum un natpum iruppathal.!
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Thooralin nesam athu mannin vasam,...
Idhayathin nesam athu anbin suvasam....
Nee En suvasamai irukkum varai yen nesam
unnudan pesum my dear friend... **************************************
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 13-Feb-2012 00:02:56 AM UTC

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Nambikkaiyudan Nagarnthu konde irungal “nathi” Pola..
Oru idathil “Vetri” kaathirukirathu “kadalaga”..
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‘’Nee En Vaarthaigalai Padikkum Ovvoru Nodiyum... Naan
Un Kangal Valiyaka Un Idhayathai Thodugiren’’....
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Kadavul enaku kodutha parisai nee parka venduma?
Inga enna pakara ?. Poi kannadia paaru,
Nee thaan antha Gift...
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Nee... Arivaali.. Thiramaisaali.. Padippaali.. Appuram..
nee romba alagu ! sirippai paaru. Hello...ithu
A.P.J.Abdul Kalaam yenakku anuppiya sms...ok?
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‘ICE CREAM shop’kum ‘WINE shop’kum enna difference?
Simple... Love start aana ICECREAM SHOP,
Love stop aana WINE SHOP.....
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 11-Feb-2012 21:57:41 PM UTC

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SHORT FORMS of Country Name :-
India: IND
Pakistan: PAK
England: ENG
Australia: AUS
BRAZIL:?.?.?.? Think.:?
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Simple but great thought :
“We do not know the value of our Moments,
Until it become Memories”
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Today’s Tamilnadu :
A man in a car was seeing a man sitting in the bus and
says “panakaaranga pola pa, busla yellam poranga”..
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G.K.
India’vin Padha’la rail thittam muthalil Kolkottavil
thuvangappattathu...
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“Kanneerai sumakindra kangal thaan
kanavugalaiyum sumakirathu”.., “kastangalai sumakinra
idhayam thaan nam anbayum sumakirathu...
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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 11-Feb-2012 21:46:32 PM UTC

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Anbu enra solluku artham thedi thirinthen...
Nee ennul iruppathaiye ... Marandhu...
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Pirikka Mudiyatha Sontham....!
Marakka Mudiyatha Pantham....!
Thavirkka Mudiyatha Uyir.......!
Eallame Ungal “Anbu “ Mattume...!
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Girl: Appa Naan Sadhika Virumbaren.
Dad: Very good. Entha Field’la ma ?
Girl: Ayo! Appa nan KARI KADAI Bhaai Magan
‘Sadhik’a Virumburen.
Dad:???!!!
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Kadhal enbathu, current pona nerathiley varum
Kosu madhiri. thoongavum mudiyathu, thurathavum
mudiyathu....
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<<In Strict family>>
Girl 1 : Na en lover kuda bikela ponatha enga appa pathutaru dee.
Girl 2 : Aiyoo!! Aparam enadi achu..
Girl 1 : Bus kasaa thirumba Kekararu!
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joke

Posted By: theriyadhu
Date Posted: 11-Feb-2012 17:11:01 PM UTC

aaya veetula vada sooru
aana unga veetula kari sooru

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Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 07:58:47 AM UTC

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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 03:13:56 AM UTC

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Natpu” Enbathu Kankalai Vittu Printhu Sellum
Kanneer Thuligal Alla... Adhu Kangalodu Irukkum
Karu Vizigal...So Miss You lovely chellam!!!
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Nan unnai marandu vitten yendru solladey.
Un kan simittum athanai muraigalum nan unai ninaikkiren.
Yosithuppar oru nalaikku yethanai murai ninaikkiren yendru!
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Super line :
Ovvoru Manithanukum Kadavul Thunai Irukkirar..!
“Nanban” Ennum Peyaril...!!
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Unnai kaanum Varai... Sorgaththai Paarthadhillai
Unnai kanda Pin... Sorgamey Thevai Illai
Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum... Naan Vaazhum Varai.
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Un Meethu Unaku Nambikai Illai Endral, Kadavul
Neril Vanthalum Payanillai -Vivekanandar
Unmethu unaku nambikai irundhal kadavule thevai illai-Periyar **************************************
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 03:06:05 AM UTC

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Matravargal seiyum thavarugalil irundhu
nee paadam kattru kol.! Yean endral ella thavarugalaiyum
unnal seiyya mudiyadhu..!
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Unmaiyana Kathalai Izhantha pinbum Adhai Marakamal
Ninaithu kondu Vazhum Anaivarumae Oru Uyir
Ulla “TAJMAHAL” thaan..
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Girl: hello..ithu customer care thane?
Cus care: yes, sollunnga enna problem?
Girl: En 5yr old son sim card’a vilungitan.
Cus care: ok sollunga..
Girl: Avan pesumbothu kasu poguma?
Cus care:????
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P.T sir : Enna da,Oru Kaala Blue Socks Innoru Kaala
Red Socks
BOY:Athu thaan Enakum Acharyama Iruku sir.
Idhey Maadhri Veetla Innoru Set vera Iruku!
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Kerala stylil sms:
Ninda manasil aaranu yenaku ariyila, patche yenda
manasil muluka muluka neeyum ninda frndshipum
fullaitu undu, Manaslayo..
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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 9-Feb-2012 02:24:41 AM UTC

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Beautiful Friendship Quote:
Un Kaalin keez indha ulagam irukkum...
Un tholin mel Nanban “Kai” irundhal...!
So,don’t miss your Lovable Friends...
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Amazing banner outside a wine shop ! Tasmac ! ...: .
“If you love someone today.. . . . . then you will surely
love me someday...’’ !!!!
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A beautiful life does not just happen...
It is built daily in Prayer, Humanity, Sacrifice and Love...
May a beautiful life be yours always..!
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Aayiram Per Unnai Kadanthu Sendralum.. Nee
Nesikkum Oruvar.. Unnai Kadakkum Pothu Mattum..
Un Idhaya Thudippu Vegamaga Irukkum.. Feel it..
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A little tune can make you sing. A little hug can make
you feel better. Some little things make you happy,
I hope my little disturbance makes you smile....
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 9-Feb-2012 02:16:11 AM UTC

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G.K.
1884il Governor Grand Duff enbavar chennai kadarkkaraikku,
‘Merina’ endru peyar soottinar.
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My Feelings:
Ennavale, Unnaippol Enakkum Katrukkodu,
Idhayathai Kallaga Maatruvadharkku..
Naanum Unaraamal Iruppein “KAADHAL” Valiyai...!
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Un pinnal thirumbi paar, en ninavaugal ellam
nizhalaga, thodargirathu....
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en tholviyil.. ennodu ennudan irundhu.. enakkaga vookkam
alithai.. aanal indru en vetriyin santhosathai
anupavikkamale sendruvittaye...
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My eyes said, “I am so tired. Please come to sleep and
Give me rest... ”But my heart said, “Please wish your friend,
before you go to sleep.” So... Good night. Have a peaceful sleep
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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 8-Feb-2012 01:59:06 AM UTC

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Four facts in the world:
1. you can’t count your hair
2. you can’t wash your eyes with soap
3. you can’t breathe when your tongue is out!
4. please put your tongue inside...
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Kangalil Thenpatta Anaivarum Idhayathil Idam Pidippathillai. Idhayathil Idam Piditha Anaivarum Arugil Irupathillai.
Unnai pola!. I miss you my friend.
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Doctors after operation and students after the exam...
Both tell the same answer.. “Evlo try panen mudiyala,
ipothaiku edhuvum solla mudiyathu”.
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Unnai Thedi Naan Varalaam..!
Yennai Thedi Nee Varalaam..!
But, Nammai Thedi “Pirivu” Varakudathu.
I Don’t Miss you My dear friend.
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PENNAI Maraka Eppothu KatruKolgirayo, Appothuthan
UNNAI Ninaikka KatruKolvai...!
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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 8-Feb-2012 01:46:50 AM UTC

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Boy secretly opens his Girl friend Mobile.
What name as she saved his No.?
Like Friend or Darling. He was shocked to see
his name, “Recharge “ANNA”....!
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Joke:
Doctor : enna yen romba neram parthu kite iruka?
Patient: Doctor’ah poi partha kaichel vitutum’nu
sonnanga. adhu than parthen.
Doctor : ?
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Father: innaiku unga school-a ottapanthayam’nu
sonniye yenna achu?
Son: adha yen kekarapa. Enaku bayanthu yellarum
enakku munnadi oditanga....
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Pengalum Oru Isai thaan... Kathalithu Paarungal
SANGU Satham Ketkum..! Be careful machi...
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Someone Asked Buddha, What is Poison..?
He gave a Great Answer.
“Everything Excess in Life is Poison”
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tamil funny sms

Posted By: rakshana
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 10:19:50 AM UTC

nice thank u

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Five Messages

Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 00:10:40 AM UTC

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Ulaga athisayangalil best edhu? Engo pirandhu...
engo valarndha nammai serthu vaikum Alagana
‘Natpai’ vida... veru enna irukka mudiyum...
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Punch solli romba nalachu:
Evvalavu thaan “KILLAADIYA” Irundhalum tasmark
ponaa “THALLAADI” thaan aaganum..
By CITIZEN of INDIa.....
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“Sila Uravugal Punnagai pola. “Eppodhavathu Ninaivukku
Varum.”Sila Uravugal moochu Pola. Eppoludhum
koodavae Irukkum.! ‘Ungalai pola...
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Ninaivil vaithu kanavil kanbathu alla Anbu...
Manadhil vaithu maranam varai thodarvathu than
unmayana Anbu . .
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Ninaivil irukka virumba villai..! Nilaithu irukka
virumbukiren... endrum un idhayathil.... Iniya natpaga...
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