ANIMAL JOKES

Dog

Posted By: Layla
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 16:48:30 PM UTC

I went into morrisons the other day and saw a man swinging his guied dog round in circles i went up 2 him and said "what r u doing" and he said "having a look around"

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omg i dont care

Posted By: madison tallon
Date Posted: 17-Feb-2012 23:59:20 PM UTC

guess wat i was pullin your leg this isnt a joke

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A Duck

Posted By: Hope u like the joke plz leave a comment!!! xx
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 18:15:31 PM UTC

what do u call A bird that's about 2 get hit by a pole?
"A, A, duck!"

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Bear

Posted By: Grace
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 03:07:59 AM UTC

Ok. So... This bear walks into a bar and says "May I have a.... drink please?" And the bartender asks "Why the long...Pause (paws)? HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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frog hanging coat

Posted By: jayne cutler
Date Posted: 1-Feb-2012 21:22:05 PM UTC

where does a frog hang his coat?

in the croak room

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Creepy

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Feb-2012 00:07:38 AM UTC

creepy

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FUNNY

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Feb-2012 00:06:35 AM UTC

funny

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animals

Posted By: mubu
Date Posted: 26-Jan-2012 05:44:54 AM UTC

Which degree did the dog get?
Pedigree

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hellen keller

Posted By: me!
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2012 08:44:31 AM UTC

Q: how did hellen keller's parents punish her?

A:they rearanged the furniture

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animal jokes

Posted By: seen
Date Posted: 21-Jan-2012 23:42:53 PM UTC

good ok

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the turkey

Posted By: Harriet
Date Posted: 3-Jan-2012 16:59:12 PM UTC

Question: Why did the Turkey cross the road?

Answer: He didn't want to get stuffed.

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Santa

Posted By: Rocking Naveen
Date Posted: 3-Dec-2011 11:12:44 AM UTC

wo toilet me baitha kisi se 1 lota pani
b n mang saka,
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bcoz,
qki usne khud hi kha tha ki
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Mujh pe 1 Ehsan karna, ki mujhpe koi ehsan n karna

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RE: Santa

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 18:16:52 PM UTC

i dont get it can sum1 explain? soz 4 bein stupsss

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RE: Santa

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 7-Jan-2012 04:07:19 AM UTC

einglish please

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Animals Jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Dec-2011 16:50:32 PM UTC

Q: There 3 cats
Cat 1 says: Happy new year!
Cat 2 says: Happy great new year!
What did Cat 3 said?

Ans:Happy purr-fect day

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Bird joke

Posted By: Adyashsa jena
Date Posted: 1-Oct-2011 10:17:49 AM UTC

Q1.Which bird play cricket?
Ans.A Bat

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Opposite

Posted By: Saravanan
Date Posted: 15-Nov-2009 06:53:12 AM UTC

What is the Opposite of STD ?
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No Coffee Da

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