FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI

dan singh

Posted By: dan singh
Date Posted: 28-Apr-2012 16:01:36 PM UTC

harpal dosto se pyar kiya karte hai
ek ajib sa khud se sawal kiya karte hai
hai sms aur bhi kahi se aate
phir bhi hum aapke sms ka intjaar kiya karte hai

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dan singh

Posted By: dan singh
Date Posted: 28-Apr-2012 15:59:03 PM UTC

harpal dosto se pyar kiya karte hai
ek ajib sa khud se sawal kiya karte hai
hai sms aur bhi kahi se aate
phir bhi hum aapke sms ka intjaar kiya karte hai

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exam

Posted By: Khushboo anuvadia
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 19:08:13 PM UTC

humko exam mein ek bhi paper mein zero nhi mil sakte.....






ask why?

because u have not wrote anything so your paper will be neat so for neatness you may get at least 5 marks.

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fruits

Posted By: Khushboo anuvadia
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 19:01:15 PM UTC

hum log strawberry nahi kha sakte hai kyonki hum straw toh nahin kha sakte bacha berry berry ko kha sakte hain par strawberry berry ban jayegi.

:p :p :p ;p

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hindi joke.

Posted By: Khushboo
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 18:52:43 PM UTC

apple aur orange mein kya fark hai

fark ye hain ki:

orange orange color ka hota hai par apple apple color ka nahi hota.

hahaaaahaaahahahahah!!!!!!! :) :) :)

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funny

Posted By: nilu sarma
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 13:29:50 PM UTC

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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Facebook.com/manavsaikia2

Posted By: Facebook.com/manavsaikia2
Date Posted: 10-Apr-2012 03:24:22 AM UTC

Ek hawa ka jhoka aaya ...,,
Sath me 2mhara khusbu laya ....
Aise hi mujhe pata chala,
ki itni garmi me v 2m nhi nahaya ., che che che !!!

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samzaye ...

Posted By: ashutosh rana
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 09:58:16 AM UTC

Kitna mante tumhe ye bataye kaise,
Hamari diwangi dikhaye kaise,
dosti apki anmol hai
hamare liye,
kuch labjo ko Sms se samzaye kaise

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samzaya

Posted By: ashutosh rana
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 09:57:14 AM UTC

Kitna mante tumhe ye bataye kaise,
Hamari diwangi dikhaye kaise,
dosti apki anmol hai
hamare liye,
kuch labjo ko Sms se samzaye kaise

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halat

Posted By: halat
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 09:50:56 AM UTC

Majboor Ye Halat Idhar Bhi Hai Udhar Bhi
Tanhai Ki Ek Raat Idhar Bhi Hai Udhar Bhi
Kehne Ko Buht Kuch Hai Magar Kis Se Kahe Hum
Kub Tak Yuhi Dabte Yuhi Sehte Rahe Hum
Dil Kehta Hai K Dunia Ki Har Rasm Utha Dein
Dewar Johum Dono Mai Ha Aaj Gira Dein
Ab Dil Mai Yahi Baat Idhar Bhi Hai Udhar Bhi.

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RE: halat

Posted By: dddd
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 09:54:00 AM UTC

kesh halet hai gandu

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Suraj patel

Posted By: Surajpatel17@ymail.com
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 06:29:12 AM UTC

O padhai padhai karti gayi
me ishq ishq karta gaya
us ka name hota gaya
mai badnaam hota gaya

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Mahipal

Posted By: Mahipal
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 09:50:50 AM UTC

Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?

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Rinku yadav

Posted By: Rinku yadav
Date Posted: 19-Mar-2012 10:59:06 AM UTC

Ek din aisa ayega ki hum tere ghar ghodi pe sawar hokar ayenge ,
ek din aisa ayega ki tere ghar ghodi pe sawar hokar ayenge,
tu aur kuch mat samajhna, kyonki jab duniya me petrol khatm ho jayega to or kay se ayenge

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shayri ke sath sabji ka intjam

Posted By: yash
Date Posted: 8-Mar-2012 14:47:11 PM UTC

mere dost tumbh bhi shayri likha karo meri tera
to tumhara bhi terha naam ho jaye ga
jab pede ge tumbh per bhi ande aur tamater
to sham ki sabji ka intjaam ho jeye ga

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santa w/s chemist

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Mar-2012 17:22:16 PM UTC

santa: i need poison

chemist : i can sell without prescription

santa says :i have girlfrend
chemist :bas kar pagal
rulayega kya,badi bottle dun
ya chhoti ?????????????

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love

Posted By: subhash
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 12:05:54 PM UTC

Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.

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funny

Posted By: subhash
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 12:02:15 PM UTC

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do.... Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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DEVDAS Of 2012..

Posted By: Anjali garg
Date Posted: 23-Feb-2012 03:56:26 AM UTC

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
... ... Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

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RE: DEVDAS Of 2012..

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 23-Mar-2012 11:03:36 AM UTC

aur mein kehta hun tum shayri likhna chhodo
lolz...

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