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COMEDY HINDI JOKES


175 Comments

First Post Details
Posted By: kp
Posted on: 22-Jul-2010 06:34:02 AM UTC



Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jaw


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JOKE

Posted By: Suraj Rajput
Date Posted: 6-May-2012 08:11:47 AM UTC

parwana jal raha hai to
jal raha hai q
a raaz jyannana hai to
khud ko jalake dekh

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pagal

Posted By: santosh(surya)
Date Posted: 30-Apr-2012 14:47:07 PM UTC

1pagal GADHA par baith kar ja raha tha to dushra pagal bola halmate laga le to 1pagal bola ye 2wheeler nahi 4wheeler hai

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Hindi Jocks

Posted By: Sanjay Kumar Pradhan
Date Posted: 30-Apr-2012 08:03:29 AM UTC

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 28-Apr-2012 15:24:51 PM UTC

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MBBS teachar

Posted By: pooran
Date Posted: 25-Apr-2012 14:32:17 PM UTC

MBBS teachar-sabhi studend PUDI ka chitta banao,..........
ladki-sarm se niche dekhane lagi to, ek ladka bola ,sir ye boorchodi nakal kar rahi hain.......???????????


MBBS teachar

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Busy logo ko MGS

Posted By: SUNITA PATEL
Date Posted: 14-Apr-2012 11:56:13 AM UTC

Oh.. shit yar arebap re,
Ram-Ram Ram-Ram ye kya ho gaya..?
Bahut badi galti hogayi.
He Bhagvan ye kya ho gaya?
Oh no
Busy logo ko MSG Chala gay.

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Aftr break up Boy 2 girl-Kaha chal di,kaha chal di, pyar ki pungi baja ke? . Girl-Chodd chaad ke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 10-Apr-2012 16:09:48 PM UTC

My joke

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marige

Posted By: a.adnan
Date Posted: 4-Apr-2012 06:06:00 AM UTC

american_ hamare yaha 90./. shadi e-mail se hoti hai
sardar ji- aacha! hamare yanha shadi female se hoti hai

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SHYAM SINGH

Posted By: SHYAM JUREL AGRA
Date Posted: 2-Apr-2012 05:07:11 AM UTC

EK BAR EL LADKI NAHA RAHI THI
EK BAR EK LADKI NAHA RAHI HTHI
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ABE ESME ETNA KHUS HONE WALI BAT KON SI H LADI TO RAZANA NAHATI H
TERI TARAH THODI H EK MAHINE BAD NAHAYE


SHYAM SINGH

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hindi comedy jokes

Posted By: abhinava
Date Posted: 1-Apr-2012 16:11:41 PM UTC

Anna hazare: soch raha hu sadi kar lu.

Baba ramdev: kar le yar.

Anna: kuwari se karu ya vidhwa se karu.

Ramdev: kuwari se hi kar vidhwa apne ap ho jayegi.

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RE: hindi comedy jokes

Posted By: Ashutosh Kanungo
Date Posted: 27-Apr-2012 07:39:25 AM UTC

9753630567

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ek dawat aise bhe

Posted By: gaurav sharma
Date Posted: 24-Mar-2012 09:48:50 AM UTC

EK BAR HUMKO JANA PADA DAWAT M----

DAWAT SHURU HOTE HE BHAGDAR SE MACH GYE PANDAL M--------

EK K UPAR EK BARASNE LAGE,-----

LOG RASGOLOO K LIYE TARASNE LAGE------

EK SAJJAN HAATH M PLATE LIYE IDHAR UDHAR CHAKKAR LAGA RHE THE-----

KHANA LENA TO DOR USSE THIK SE DAIKH BHE NHE PAA RHE THE----------

DUSRE SAJJAN PLATE M THODA SA HALUA JHAR LAYE THE-----------

IS CHAKKAR M HALUE SE JYADA APNE SHIRT FARR LAYE THE---------

TISRI MAHILA THI JO PEHALWAN KE TARAH KADI THI-------

USKI AADI SARRI PANIR KE SABJI SE SANI THE--------

VHE USSE BAAR BAAR DHO RHE THE---------

PADOOSAN KE PHIN AAYE THE ISLIYE RO BHE RAHI THE--------

CHOOTHA SAJJAN BECHARA LACHAR THA GARIB THE---------

ISLIYE PHELE SE HE KAPDE UTTAR KAR KHDA THA-----------

PACHWA SAJJAN AADAT SE LAACHAR THA-----------

SANGHARSH KE LIYE DAND PAIL REHA THA-----

CHATA SAJJAN AJIB SE HARKAT KAR REHA THA---------

KHANA KHANE KE BAJAY JAIBOO M BHAR REHA THA----------

SATWE SAJJAN KHEYALOO M HE KHA REHE THE----------

LADKE KE PLATE KO DEKH KAR APNA MUH CHALA RHE THE---------

AATHWE SAJJAN LADKE K PITA THE UNKE PRANN KAND M ATKE HUE THE-----------

KYONKI GHARATI TO SAB KHA REHE THE BARATI KADE TARAS REHE THE.



by gaurav 8826613190

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HA

Posted By: KISHU
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 17:00:31 PM UTC

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HASO JI BHER KE

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sanju

Posted By: SANJU
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 11:58:06 AM UTC

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he he he he ……
Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi….
Ha ha ha ha ha!!



sanju

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HINDI VEG. JOKES

Posted By: jugalmilan
Date Posted: 19-Mar-2012 10:15:14 AM UTC

EK BAAR KI BAAT HAI EK CINEMA HAAL KA MALIK GANDHI JI KA BAHUT BADA BHAKT THA MGAR WO CINEMA HAAL KA NAME GANDHI JIKE NAAM PAR RAKHNA CHAHTA THA. .... TABHI PANDIT NE TITHI SAMAY DEKHA AUR KAHA CINEMA HAAL KA NAME TIN AKSHRO ME RAHNA UTTAM HOGA....AAKHIRKAR SAMPURNA RUPSE SOCH SAMJHKAR NAME RAKHA GAYA... "GANDHIJI KI DHOTI"
AB KOI BHI FILM AATA HAI TO USKA ADD HOTA HAI
GANDHIJI KI DHOTI ME MASSOM....GANDHIJI KI DHOTI ME DDLJ.....GANDHIJI KI DHOTI ME ANACONDA... GANDHIJI KI DHOTI ME AAG..............
JAI HO PANDIT KI AUR GANDHI KE CHAHNEWAWLO KI.
aabhar frnds...

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RE: HINDI VEG. JOKES

Posted By: SONA
Date Posted: 30-Apr-2012 04:25:56 AM UTC

LAGTA HAI AAP V GANDHI JI KE BAHAT BADE FAN HO . I LIKE UR JOKE VERY MUCH .ITS QUIT INTESTRING. AAD MORE JOKES.

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gandhiji ki dhoti

Posted By: twinkle shah
Date Posted: 18-Mar-2012 17:55:05 PM UTC

gandhiji ak bar helicopter me ja ra he the to unke dhoti ganga me gir gaye to vo bole har har gange to ganga boli chal foot nange.

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SERIOUS JOKE

Posted By: ANURAG KUSH
Date Posted: 17-Mar-2012 16:53:17 PM UTC

EK COLLEGE ME EK LADKA AUR EK LADKI SAAT PADTE THE
LADKA LADKI KO PASAND KARNE LAGATHA U NSNE LADKI SE BAAT SURU KER DI LADKE NE MOKA PAKER USE PROPOSE KER DIYLADKI NE HA KER DI
DHIRE DHIRE UNME BAATE SURU HO GAI
LADKE ME USKA NUMBER MAGA
LADKI ME DE DIYA EK DIN LADKE NE USE USRE LADKE KE SAAT DEKHA BO BAHUT NIRAAS HUA
USNE TAY KIYA KI BO MAR JAYEGA
BO APNI TERRIS PER GAYA AYR KHOD GYA
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BAHA SE SAKTIMAAN JARAHA THA AB DEKNA HAI KI SAKIMAAN USE BACHA PATA HAI KI NAHI
YE DEHNE KE LIYE AAP DEKHE SAKTIMAAN SAAM 7 BAJE MON TO FRI MAHUA PER


SERIOUS JOKE

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rahul

Posted By: dhananjay
Date Posted: 17-Mar-2012 10:29:59 AM UTC

jo padhega ye letter vo kutta kamina , haramjada

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