Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jaw

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RE: rahul

Posted By: rahul
Date Posted: 28-Apr-2012 16:31:35 PM UTC

jo bheje ye latter vahi kamina kutta aur tum khud samaj jaoooooooo

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RE: RE: rahul

Posted By: nishant
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 12:40:27 PM UTC

kutte kon h tu harami sale

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Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 14:33:33 PM UTC

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Date Posted: 17-Mar-2012 06:10:24 AM UTC

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RE: Pathan

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 12:33:41 PM UTC

ek diwar pe likha tha ki padne wala gadha,

or ek admi ne dekha or use mita kar uske upar likh diya likhne wala gadha.,

RE: RE: Pathan

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 27-Apr-2012 15:25:49 PM UTC

coollllll........

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Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 10:27:36 AM UTC

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Pramod Sharma

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Mar-2012 02:15:50 AM UTC

I want jokes for seding the same through sms and through e-mail to my friends for entertainment.

jokes

Posted By: HAMID KHAN
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 08:46:22 AM UTC

Husb & wife market ja rhe the 1 ladki ne hello bola Wife: kaun thi wo? Husbnd: dimag mat kha pehle hi pareshan hu ki use kya bataunga k tu kaun h..?

jokes

Posted By: HAMID KHAN
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 08:43:41 AM UTC

Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji uske sapne me aye or kaha, "Baccho dil khol k paap kro. Kyuki . narak me bilkul Jgah nhi h. . Hum khud diwaro par bethe hai...!!

PREM

Posted By: PRASAD GAJINKAR
Date Posted: 1-Apr-2012 06:01:00 AM UTC

Preyasi :-> ragane:
Tuzya premat mi maze sarvasw gamavale.,
Mi barbad zale halkata..
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.
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Priyakar: mag mi kay tuzya premat engineer zalo ka g zipre..;-)

JOKES

Posted By: HAMID KHAN
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 08:41:08 AM UTC

Sardar- Main Yaha Nahi Rahunga,  Mere Paise Wapis Karo !!!  Itna Chhota Room ..  Mujhe Janwar Samjha Hai kya?  Waiter: Mere baap Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai ..

comedy jokes

Posted By: HAMID KHAN
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 08:38:01 AM UTC

Santa was SmoKing in front of his Father Mother-Oye Papa k samne SmoKig kr rha hai Santa-Baap hi to hai Koi PetroL pump thodi he jo aag pakad lega.

cement

Posted By: ravijeet
Date Posted: 11-Mar-2012 10:39:12 AM UTC

beta:papa kya ye mara hua aadmi zinda nahi ho sakta?
papa:nahi beta,jo marzata hain to dobara nahi aataa.
beta:papa idea!
papa:kya beta?
beta:hum ise ambuja cement se zinda kar sakte hain.
papa:kese
beta: papa kyu ki ambuja cement mein jaan hoti hain.

RE: cement

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 12-Mar-2012 08:26:08 AM UTC

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FREE SEX

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Mar-2012 12:26:45 PM UTC

EK SAJAN DUSRE KO BATA RAHE THEY KI NORWAY FREE SEX HAI KHOOB ENJOY KARO

DUSRE NE PUCHHA KYA AAP KABHI NORWAY GAYE HAIN

PAHLE NE JAWAB DIYA MEIN NAHI PAR MERI WIFE HO AAYEE HAI

funny

Posted By: PRADEEP
Date Posted: 29-Feb-2012 07:06:54 AM UTC

POWER aur STAMINA me kya fark he
Ans:

Khade 'LUND' pe Towel tangna, power hai.

Aur,

Wohi Towel ke sukhne tak "LUND" ko khada rakhna stamina h.

yaadein

Posted By: bholashanker katariya
Date Posted: 26-Feb-2012 19:39:18 PM UTC

BHOOLNE WALE BHOOL GAE HUMEI.
AB KYA KARNA HAI YAAD KARKE.
JAB SATH THE HUM ,JAB HI SATH NA RAKHA.
AB KYA KARNA HAI, YAAD KARKEY.

Funny Sms

Posted By: Yuvraj Sahu
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 17:09:05 PM UTC

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

Friend Sms

Posted By: Yuvraj Sahu
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 17:03:51 PM UTC

Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai,
Adab jisme na ho shamil wo bandagi kya hai !

Mahaj tarkon se dalilon sey bat banti nahi,
Wazan jisme na shagufta wo bat hi kya hai !

Unche mahalon me guzar karte hai jehan roshan,
WO kya samjhege muflishon ki muflishi kya hai !

Sukhe adhnange badan fakon ko majboor hai Jo,
Gaor se socho jara e bhi zindagi kya hai !

Mauj masti ko honge dost hajaron lekin,
Bure din me na aaye kam wo dosti kya hai !

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