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COMEDY HINDI JOKES


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First Post Details
Posted By: kp
Posted on: 22-Jul-2010 06:34:02 AM UTC



Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jaw


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shadi

Posted By: NAFISA M.BAKIR ALOTWALA
Date Posted: 17-Jan-2012 15:12:38 PM UTC

shadi ke mandap me ladka ladki se bola mere 10 ladkiyo k saath affair raha tha. ladki:mujhe pata tha jab kundli mili he to character to milenge hi.


shadi

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kanjus

Posted By: anand dhanodkar
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 14:53:15 PM UTC

bibi alu chil rahi thi pati bola ari bhgwan yah kay ker rhio ho sbaji kam pad jyagi

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comedy jokes

Posted By: dwijendra
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 14:45:23 PM UTC

1to9 all jokes

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joker

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 10:39:13 AM UTC

joke


joker

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RE: joker

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 12:31:50 PM UTC

or rai shabe

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chhota don

Posted By: Amit patel
Date Posted: 16-Jan-2012 01:17:00 AM UTC

teacher : sabase tej koun sa pakshi udata hai.
student : sir, HATHI
teacher : tera baap kya karta hai,
student :sir, chhota don ka ganar hai.
teacher : tumahara answer hathi sahi hai.

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maula ji ki shaadi nahi ho rahi thi

Posted By: shivam
Date Posted: 13-Jan-2012 06:35:43 AM UTC

maula ji k shaadi nahi ho rahi thi wo mannat magne gaye.
wahaunki maa kho gayi maula ji bole
"""yaaa khudakaisi teri khudaii""""
apni to mili nahi aur abba ki bhi gawaii...

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comedy

Posted By: Deepak saini
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 20:57:37 PM UTC

narad muni dharti pe bear pine aye'12 bottle pine ke baad, waiter; apko chadti kyun nhi
narad; MAIN BHAGWAN HOON
WAITER; CHAD GAYI SALE KO

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jokes

Posted By: Deepak saini
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 20:48:22 PM UTC

mujhe Sanskrit Sikha do
pandit; Q
santa; devtao ki bhasha h swarg me zrurt pdegi
pandit; agr narak gya to
santa; gaaliyo ka diploma DELHI BELLY se kiya h..

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chhakha

Posted By: coo lchaya
Date Posted: 5-Jan-2012 12:59:53 PM UTC

pati ban than kar ,apni biwi ke pass gaya aur tab uski biwi match dekh rahi thi aur pati ne bola mai kaisa lag raha hu patni chilla kar boli chhakha.......


chhakha

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yahya

Posted By: yahya
Date Posted: 5-Jan-2012 10:15:47 AM UTC

I am never alone allah is always there with me?


yahya

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RE: yahya

Posted By: B.RATHI
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 13:50:25 PM UTC

GOOD

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hi..........love

Posted By: punam
Date Posted: 2-Jan-2012 15:12:34 PM UTC




A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isme 1 missing hai
find it...
2 times padhte ho
sharam nahi aati ?
ABCD me 1 kaha aata hai?

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hindi comady joke.

Posted By: anant dalmia
Date Posted: 31-Dec-2011 05:00:08 AM UTC

jokes


hindi comady joke.

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funny joke

Posted By: funny joke
Date Posted: 30-Dec-2011 07:57:50 AM UTC

WIFE--MAI PARESAN HWN
HUSbAnD--KYU PARESAN HO
WIFE--IM PREGNENT.
HUSBAND--THATS GOOD NEWS.
WIFE--JAB COLLAGE KE DINO MAI HUI THI TAB DAD SE MAR PADI THI.
HUSBAND---WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


funny joke

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RE: funny joke

Posted By: abdulla
Date Posted: 1-Feb-2012 09:39:46 AM UTC

joke

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RE: funny joke

Posted By: chahat
Date Posted: 17-Jan-2012 12:07:00 PM UTC

awesome jokes

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RE: RE: funny joke

Posted By: shushantsudarshan@gmail.com
Date Posted: 26-Jan-2012 06:34:31 AM UTC

i like it

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1

Posted By: SUNIL MEENA
Date Posted: 27-Dec-2011 08:18:36 AM UTC

CHANDNI CHAND SE HOTI , SITARO SE NAHI .
MOHHABAT EK SE HOTI HAI, HAJARO SE NAHI.

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Apple

Posted By: FARHAN
Date Posted: 24-Dec-2011 05:15:27 AM UTC

Apple=vitamins
vitamins=paver
paver=waork
warok=meany
maney=gf
gf=tenson
tenson=hart-atek
hart-atek=deth
LE AB KHA APPLE.

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