PET JOKES

pet jokes

Posted By: thomas
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2012 23:40:55 PM UTC

these jokes are hilarious

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your momma joke

Posted By: simlpiie gorgeous
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 19:58:04 PM UTC

yo moma so fat she was standing on a corner n a yellow bus rode past with white kids on it and she said aye yo stop tht twinkie...ahh lol

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Perfect deer

Posted By: Oom
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 10:47:59 AM UTC

Q:What do you called the deer that has very good eye?
A:wow! good idea ^-^

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dogs

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 10:23:07 AM UTC

why did a dog go to school?

so he could get a bark education

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lizard joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 24-Jan-2012 22:56:28 PM UTC

What do you call a lizard that sings?

A rap-tile!

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Thanksgiving

Posted By: Fart Face
Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 01:45:30 AM UTC

Q-Why did the turkey cross the road?
A-Because it was Thanksgiving day and there were hunters chasin him!

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little kid

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Dec-2011 17:17:44 PM UTC

so the mum says to her daughter "Dont bite your nails otherwise you'll get fat!" an hour later they both went to the bus stop and they saw a fat man the mum said "see fat... like him!"After that they went on the bus and the little girl saw a pregnant woman and she said "I know what you've been doing"

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Friendship Joke

Posted By: Sqeakers Johnson
Date Posted: 16-Jun-2011 21:35:18 PM UTC

your friendship
means a lot to me
when you cry....
I will cry
when you laugh....
I will laugh....
when you jump out the window
I will laugh again

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RE: Friendship Joke

Posted By: Oom
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 10:43:18 AM UTC

I like it ;)

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RE: Friendship Joke

Posted By: fatima jnnah
Date Posted: 24-Aug-2011 11:00:40 AM UTC

lallo apni chaddi utar le

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