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Posted By: aravinth
Posted on: 3-Aug-2009 12:10:44 PM UTC



kathali manasu nilavu pola avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal maraithe pogum aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum


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nala kavithai

Posted By: ish
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 07:28:08 AM UTC

One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".


nala kavithai

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Five Messages

Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 23:07:43 PM UTC

sadhguru

**************************************
“Luck is not in your hands, But...
decision s in your hands” ... Your decision can make
Luck... But... Luck can never make your decision...
So.. always trust yourself. *ALL IS WELL*
**************************************
Man everytime looses to the two things :
“TIME and LOVE ”... Time never belongs to everyone...
and Love never happens with everyone!!!
*************************************
“Ethirpaarpugal Illai Endral Vazhvil Arthame Illai...!
Ethirpaarkirean...! “Endrum Ungalidam Indha
Azhagana NATPU” Mattum..!
**************************************
School-nna... TC
Cool-nna... A/c
Exam-nna... YOSI
Flute-nna... VASI
Flower-nna... NESI... but... ungal anbukku munnal
yellamea THOOSI.. Take it EASY..!
**************************************
Don’t Try and Perfect Yourself For One Person...
Wait for the one who Loves Your Imperfection...
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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RE: Five Messages

Posted By: karthk
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 16:13:54 PM UTC

karthk

all msg very niz pa....w

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Posted By: abimanyu
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 22:54:52 PM UTC

abimanyu

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Kathalithu paar : . Vaanil mithakalam...
Kaatril parakkalam.., . Thanneeril nadakalam...
Vinveliyil sutralam . . puriyala...Sethu poiruva...pa....
*************************************
Bharathiyar married at age 7
Gandhiji married at age 13
Nehru married at age 14
Ippathan theriudhu....
Namma yean innum famous agalannu?...
*************************************
What is the difference between a secretary and
Private secretary?
Ans : Secretary says... GOOD MORNING SIR!
Private secretary says... ITS MORNING SIR!.
**************************************
All Scientists failed to answer this...
Question: Which liquid turns solid on heating...?
But, I answered.. . . . . . . . . Ans: IDLI. Claps please...
**************************************
Remember to remember me... Forget to forget me...
Even if you try to remember to forget me... I’ll never
forget to remember to remind you to remember me...
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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penkalin mukiathuvam 9171765870

Posted By: kathiravan5
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 14:47:40 PM UTC

kathiravan5

intha ulagathil pengalukkuthan mukkiathuvam eppadina
penkalukku readymade la irunthu jewellery varikum athainukkum penkal special than pengalukku than mukkiathuvam atahnal than ellorum pengal pinnadi porang
ana angalukku beedi la irunthu task mask varaikum special na uruga than enna kodumai kadavuley
latest punch:
kathalukku ethiri beedium thatium than
natpukku ethiri beerum piriyanium......

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Date Posted: 14-May-2012 10:15:13 AM UTC

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hmm

Posted By: sweetguy
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 01:34:27 AM UTC

sweetguy

Adi pennea matrvargalai pol parkum pennaiyelam kadhal kondirunthal kan kalangi iruka matenadi....

En manam kanda un anbai matumey partha en vizhigal unnai kanamaley kadhal kondathadi Unmel...

Thotu pesum kadhalum,
Urasi pesum nimaidangalum vendamadi enaku Unmaiyai Ne Iru Uyirai Nanirupenadi...
Endrum

"Unakey Uyiranen"

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hmmmm

Posted By: sweetguy
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 01:34:08 AM UTC

sweetguy

Unmaiyai Naniruka Ninaithen,
oru nimidam kuda ena ninaika maruthaiyedi...

Yen pennea enai yerka marukirai
yengum en mana vedhanai yenadi purinthu kola marukirai..

Maranathai thodum thoorathil nanirunthum mana mara karanam ne yendravathu manam mara mataya enbathu thanadi....

Purinthu
kol
manamey...
Purinthum
piriya
thudikum
pen
inamey....

9789589509

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Posted By: vidhuran
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 21:57:47 PM UTC

vidhuran

**************************************
Ovoru Aanum marakka koodatha kavithai :
Unnai karuvil sumantha pennaium...
Un karuvai sumakkum pennaium...
Nee kallarai sellum varai Nesi...
**************************************
Miss you . . . . . . Andru kaneer kooda Sugamanathu...
thudaikka nee irundhathal... Indru sirippu kooda
vethanai’ yanathu... Sernthu sirikka nee illadhathal...
*************************************
“Aval” viral patta mayakkathil than eannavo...
naan... vizhunthu kidakkiren. . . “Vasalil” “Kolamaka’’...
**************************************
Wife : “Ennanga Veetai poottineengale...saaviyai enga ?”
Hus :Thirumbi vandhdhum Theada koodahunnu...
poottulayea matti Vachutu Vandhiruken !”...
**************************************
En kadhal :
“Aval Marbil Kidaikkum Thuppatta Maraithathu...!
Aval Marbai Mattumalla... Aval Manadhil Vaithirukkum
Enmel Ulla Kadhalaiyum Thaaan..,!
**************************************
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Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 21:41:20 PM UTC

sivayanama

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Love + Love= Amma
Bayam + Priyam = Appa
Playing + Help= Brother and Sister
Kastam + istam = Lover
Above all + life= ‘FRIENDSHIP’...
*************************************
Kovai : Yenuga Good morniga...!
Tirunelveli : Elay Good morningla...!
Madurai : makka Good morningya....!
UNGA Bashaila : oh Samiyo Enthiri Samiyo...
Kumbideren samiyo !
*************************************
Ungalukku Boar Adikkudha ? ?
Take a coin and Put Toss.... “POO” Vilundha
Kuppura Paduthu Thoongu. “THALAI” Vilundha
Mallakka Paduthu Thoongu....
**************************************
Sweet Message : “Unn Inbathai pagirnthu kolla
nooru sonthangal irunthalum... un thunbathai pagirnthu
kollum oru jeevanum Ingu undu..... Maranthu Vidathey...
**************************************
Never fully trust someone who lies to you; and
never lie to someone who trusts you..
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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rk

Posted By: rktamila
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 23:29:33 PM UTC

rktamila

Unodu sernthu nadantha pothu varatha mazhai

Unnai pirinthu sellum pothu varuvathu yeno,

En kanneer thuligalai maraikavo...

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725

Posted By: rktamila
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 23:25:25 PM UTC

rktamila

Thoosi patta kangalum,

Unnai Pirintha
Idayamum,

Yeppothum Kalangi konde irukkum..

Un

"ANBU" kaaga...
Endrum.....

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Unmai

Posted By: viji
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 17:50:37 PM UTC

CUTE LINES:
Oruvaridam Namaku Urimaigal Athigam aagumpodhu than Avargalai Pirivatharkana Sandharpangalum Athigamakindrana..
Its true.


Unmai

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Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 00:52:30 AM UTC

sadhguru

**************************************
TWO WAYS TO BE HAPPY IN LIFE :
1. Never take help of tears to show your emotions...
2. Never take help of words to show your anger...
**************************************
-> Kannadasan Kavithai :
“Pengalai Ninaipavargal Ellorum Vaalkaiyil
Thorpathu Illai..!” “ Orae Pennai ‘Mattume’
Ninaipavargal than Thorkirargal...
*************************************
1990-la Bike iruntha Panakkaran
2000-Car iruntha Panakkaran
2005-Sontha Veedu iruntha Panakkaran
2012-yar veetla current irukko avanthan periya panakkaran
think...By EMPEE
**************************************
Love and Rain Both are same both gives our Life
True Joy... But... Basic Difference is that
Rain Wets Our Body and Love Wets Our Eyes...
**************************************
Great words of a drinker :
“Drinking is not my hobby..
It’s my First Girl friend’s last gift..”..
**************************************
Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708

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Posted By: abimanyu
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 00:49:59 AM UTC

abimanyu

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Awesome Reality:
Best friends never propose each other.., but They
feel the hell bad when one gets engaged to sum other...
**************************************
100 c.m= 1 Metre
100 Paisa= 1 Rupee.
100 God= 1 Amma.
1 Lover= 100 Pisasu. But,
100 Relation= 1 Friend. Thats “ YOU “...
“En Friend’a Pola Yaru Machan”
*************************************
Kanneer varumpothu... Idhayam valitthal adhu Natpu...
Idhayam valikum pothu Kaneer vandhal athu Kadhal
apdi’nu thappa ninaikadhinga...
adhu nenjuvali... so... udane doctor’a poi paarunga...
**************************************
Sodhanai adhigamaga irundhaal...
Sugam periya alavil vara pogiradhu endru artham..!
So... accept your pain and get fantastic life..!
**************************************
Cute msg:
You miss your Lovable one just by saying “Bye”... But...
The truth is OUR HEART waits for them until they say
“Hi” again... That’s the real Affection.
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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Posted By: vidhuran
Date Posted: 10-May-2012 00:07:06 AM UTC

vidhuran

**************************************
Parthiban :
Inimel current yenga irukku’nu ketta yenna solluva?? . . . . . . .
Vadivel :
Adhu japan pakkam,china pakkam irukku’nu soliduvaen.!
**************************************
-> Thayavu seithu Timepass’ku Kadhalippathai
Thaduthu Niruthungal...
Ennidam Idamillai... Pulampiyathu “ KALLARAI “..! ....
*************************************
Naam ninaipathu Aasai endru ninaikamal...
Latchiyam endru ninaithaal. Vetri Uruthi. -vivekanandhar........!
**************************************
Innoru Jenmam Edukka Povathillai... Neeyum Nanum..
Irukkum Naatkalthan... Namaku Sontham... Tholaivugal
Irundhalum... Thodarattum... Nam natpum... anbum.....
**************************************
Black sky with solo moon, with millions of stars brings
YOU silent hours to take a nice rest. good night...
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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Posted By: sadhguru
Date Posted: 10-May-2012 00:00:54 AM UTC

sadhguru

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“Super Punch”
vanalavu valarnthalum... vandha vazi’ai... nee maravathe..!
*************************************
It’s hard enough when the one you Love
Doesn’t Love you back... But... it is even harder to
watch her Love someone else.
*************************************
Pattupoana en idhayaththai... thottu pona aval kadhal...
Kaaththirukkum En kannukkul... poothirukkum... aval
ninaivugalai... eppadi naan... marakka mudiyum..!!! ..
**************************************
Feelig kavidhai :
Penne..! nee Ennai pirinthu sentru vittai..! Ethanai
Aandugal Aanalum unnai naan paarka povathillai..!
Karanam... Naan un munnal vanthal... nee kanneer
vittu vida koodathu Enpatharkaga..!
**************************************
True Lines :
“Ethir Partha Pothu Kidaikatha anbu... Ethanai Murai
Kidaithalum... Athil santhoshamillai...”
-ANNAI THERASA.
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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love

Posted By: THIRU
Date Posted: 9-May-2012 06:10:39 AM UTC

Which is longer than WIFE'S LOVE? Which pillow is better than LOVER'S LAP? What is warmer than DAD'S HUG? What is sweater than BABY'S KISS? What is tastier than MOTHER'S COOK? What is stronger than FRIENDS SHOULDER? NOTHING SO DON'T MISS IT IN UR LIFE........... THEY DON'T HAVE SUBSTUTE

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Posted By: abimanyu
Date Posted: 7-May-2012 20:35:09 PM UTC

abimanyu

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Today Bumpper Offer.
My Heart For Sale...
100% Discount...
Please inform Your Girl Friends...
Conditions Apply... Sappa figures Not Allowed... “OK”
**************************************
1998 - 4 Rs
1999 - 2 Rs
2000 - 1 Rs
2005 - 50 ps
2010 - 10 ps
2012 - FREE... Appuram enna ? oru ‘SMS’ anuppa ungaluku
ICICI’la loan eduthu tharanuma? Ada msg anuppungapa....
*************************************
Excellent line :
”Oruvar azhagaga iruppathal... avargalai nee nesipathillai...!
Nee nesippathanal than avargal...
unaku azhagaga therikirargal.....!
**************************************
Father : unakku eppadipata ponnu venum..
Son: Nila mathiri ponnu venum...
Father : Nila mathirina epadi?
Son: Rathiri varanum, Kaalaila poidanum...
**************************************
HEALTH: FOR A HEALTHY HEART:
To reduce the strain on your heart, Sleep on your
right side or on your back.
This simple technique will add years to your life.
**************************************
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Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708


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Posted By: sivayanama
Date Posted: 7-May-2012 20:30:50 PM UTC

sivayanama

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Two golden line’s of charlie chaplin’s life.....
Don’t love the cheatable heart..!
Don’t cheat the lovable heart..! .
**************************************
“Hitler words”
Jeipathu Eppadi Endru Yosipathai Vida...
Thotrathu Eppadi Endru Yosithu Par...
Nee... Jeithu...viduvai....
*************************************
Therinthavarku Uthavum Podhu..
Naam Nalla Manithan Aagirom..Adhuve... Naam
Theriyathvarku Udhavum Pothu Kadavul Aagirom..!
So... “Help Others”
**************************************
Nee Peruvathu Ellaam... Kadavul Unakku Tharum Parisu...!
Nee Izhapathu Ellaam... Innoruvaruku Nee Tharum Parisu....
**************************************
Painful lines :~
Unmaiyaai nesikkum ullatthai marandhu vidathey...
marakka ninaikkum ullatthai unmaiyaai nesithu vidathey...
irandumay valiyai undakkum....
**************************************
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