LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

doctor's advise

Posted By: chikka
Date Posted: 17-Apr-2012 21:23:50 PM UTC

Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache

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bee pee

Posted By: jayjay
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 18:10:34 PM UTC

A man was driving his car untill he saw a bee inside and looked as if it was going to sting him, so the man got out of his car to let the bee fly away. And as the man tried switching his car back on after letting the bee go, he saw that he had ran out of fuel and had to push his car all the way to a petrol station. When he got to the petrol station he saw the bee again but not only one but a swarm of them, and they said to him. "No needs to refill your tank as we have done it for you" and the man said nothing but stand there mouth open.

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Derek Silman

Posted By: cc
Date Posted: 8-Feb-2012 14:51:45 PM UTC

Derek: Why am I so Stupid?
Gay 1:Your not honey I love You and thats all that matters!

Gay 2: Baby why would you think your stupid?

Derek: I'm so loved!:)

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RE: Derek Silman

Posted By: jayjay
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 18:12:40 PM UTC

Wat does tht meen I don't get tht

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little johnny

Posted By: Hotrod
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 04:24:14 AM UTC

little Johnny was In school one day and the teacher said use the word definitely little johnny raised his hand and said does farts have lumps the teacher said no lil johnny said well then I definetly shit my self

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little johnny

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 15-Dec-2011 18:45:03 PM UTC

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He asked his dad "What are you doing." Dad said "I'm filling your mothers tank." Little Johnny says "Yeah?, well you should get a better model that gets better gas mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."

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little johnny

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Dec-2011 00:12:59 AM UTC

"now johnny, if i gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how much would you have" asked his teacher.

"a dollar" johnny replied
"im afraid you dont know your maths johnny" said his teacher.
"im afraid you don't know my father miss" answered johnny.

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Who is little Johnny?

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 25-May-2011 16:20:55 PM UTC

Little johnny

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Date Posted: 25-May-2011 14:53:20 PM UTC

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