FUNNY JOKES

Chicken

Posted By: Nena
Date Posted: 11-May-2012 01:13:20 AM UTC

Man: Mom why did the chicken ran the street?
Mom: Who let out the Chicken?
Man: Mom its only a jokes.
Mom: Its not a joke baboso do you know how much does chicken cost?

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The fishermen

Posted By: Ainomugisha Nerbert
Date Posted: 2-May-2012 08:53:51 AM UTC

Having arrived at the edge of the
river, the fisherman soon realized
he had forgotten to bring any
bait. Just then he happened to
see a little snake passing by who
had caught a worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake
and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake
with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured a little beer
down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman
felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake
with three more worms in his
mouth..

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RE: The fishermen

Posted By: deepti
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 13:33:13 PM UTC

Waiter: Sir, my tips please.
Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter: Sir, you are insulting me, please give me at least 2.
Customer: I can’t insult you twice.

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small joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Apr-2012 08:50:11 AM UTC

thalli:mavayya jagratha ela drive chestunnavu
chitti:two hands tho drve chestunnanu
thalli:avna mari thinatem kuda two hands tho thintunnava
chitti:ledamma spoon tho thintunnanu

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joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 8-Apr-2012 09:08:34 AM UTC

once a man was sleeping.his mother woke up him and said him he has to go to school.
man:tell me 2 statements why i have to go to school?
mother;first you tell me why you dont want to go to school?
man:because the children hate me and also the teachers
mother:you go to school because u are the principal and u r 42 years old.

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RE: joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 26-Apr-2012 18:48:09 PM UTC

very good!!!! :)

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RE: joke

Posted By: sanya bansal
Date Posted: 14-Apr-2012 07:34:13 AM UTC

not soo funny

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mistake

Posted By: vivek
Date Posted: 7-Apr-2012 11:18:28 AM UTC

if a barber makes a mistake,it is a new style
if a politician makes a mistake,it is a new law
if a scientist makes a mistake,it is a new invention
if a teacher makes a mistake,it is new theory
if student makes a mistake,it remains only a mistake

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RE: mistake

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 26-Apr-2012 18:50:05 PM UTC

hahaha yeah that was good!!!!!!! :)

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UrLame

Posted By: Cotton eyed Joe
Date Posted: 4-Apr-2012 22:39:01 PM UTC

this one girl said ur lame
this other girl said ur lame
another girl said ur lame

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funny question

Posted By: ritesh panchal
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2012 08:21:56 AM UTC

funny joke
whts the difference between an orange and an apple?
an orange has orange colour but an apple dsnt has an apple colour

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2012 02:41:47 AM UTC

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husband and wife

Posted By: artis
Date Posted: 20-Mar-2012 21:25:44 PM UTC

mr dick:i'm lucky i don't have a wife.
mr peeach:WHY
mr dick: because she would be dumer than me.
mr peeach: no she wouldnt mr peeach to mr dick whats 10x by ten ten no a one hundred i said one hundraid\
mr peeach you are really dum

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friends joke

Posted By: Dlamini
Date Posted: 14-Mar-2012 13:40:18 PM UTC

I have lot of friends now but i don't know why, maybe it because everytime they do a bring and share parties I always bring my girlfriend

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RE: friends joke

Posted By: Cotton eyed Joe
Date Posted: 4-Apr-2012 22:40:35 PM UTC

thats lame ass hell

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lol jokes

Posted By: staytuned
Date Posted: 11-Mar-2012 12:51:46 PM UTC

my father used to told me; do not simply use your finger to point anywhere usually at night.

sis: what a weird night!look! (pointing at a banana tree)
me: no!what are you doing!!!
sis: why are you so suprised?!i just saw a big bunch of banana.lol

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gjfhjghj

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Mar-2012 15:16:05 PM UTC

wots gay
albert =)

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joke

Posted By: Malav Patel
Date Posted: 25-Feb-2012 05:23:35 AM UTC

WHEN YOU WIN YOUR,YOUR FRIENDS CELEBRATE WITH YOU BUT WHEN YOU GET LOST,YOUR FRIENDS SAY,'WHY ARE YOU PARTICIPATING AND NOT ONLY THAT,WHY ARE YOU OVER CONFIDING THAT'

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insults

Posted By: mariah carey
Date Posted: 24-Feb-2012 00:21:06 AM UTC

chandler richardson is so ugly he died.

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ugly

Posted By: mariah carey
Date Posted: 24-Feb-2012 00:20:00 AM UTC

chandler is so ugly he died.

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