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HINDI DOCTOR PATIENT NURSE JOKES


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First Post Details
Posted By: MANSA
Posted on: 29-Jun-2010 07:07:29 AM UTC



patient to doctor: DOCTOR SAAB , BAHUT DIN SE TATTI BAHUT PATLA PATLA AATA HAI....... KAHANE KO BHI DIL NAHI KARTA.

DOCTOR : YE MEDICINE LO MOTA -MOTA LINDA AYEGA KAAT -KAAT KAR KHANA.


POST your Comments / Jokes / SMS in this Thread

hi.............

Posted By: shivnandan pahare
Date Posted: 2-Mar-2012 07:41:21 AM UTC

Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu?

Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!!


hi.............

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kabir doha

Posted By: parvej
Date Posted: 27-Feb-2012 15:01:09 PM UTC

uchi gand ziraf ki
dekh kabira roye aise
gand kis kam ki jise mar sake n koi

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g

Posted By: subas
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 17:09:22 PM UTC

maa:beta kuta ghar me kese aya
beta:maa apne pero se

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hello hello mera le lo ....................dil

Posted By: veer
Date Posted: 22-Nov-2011 07:42:53 AM UTC

hello hello mera le lo .........dil
bolo bolo apni kholo ...........juban
hello mera le kar to deko ..........
kitna bada h mera dil..........ha ha ha

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RE: hello hello mera le lo ....................dil

Posted By: qwertyuiop
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 12:41:23 PM UTC

Tumhara dil mein kyou loon ha ha ha

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RE: hello hello mera le lo ....................dil

Posted By: qwertyuiop
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 12:40:57 PM UTC

Tumhara dil mein kyou loon ha ha ha

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RE: hello hello mera le lo ....................dil

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Feb-2012 12:05:34 PM UTC

chutiye ke bachche!

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vishva

Posted By: vishva
Date Posted: 28-Oct-2011 11:42:41 AM UTC

good jokes

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RE: vishva

Posted By: piya
Date Posted: 19-Nov-2011 08:34:45 AM UTC

not so good

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shivanshu

Posted By: sangeet
Date Posted: 24-Oct-2011 11:50:16 AM UTC

this is a very good page.if anybody wants to give response i am ready.

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 24-Oct-2011 11:46:36 AM UTC

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RE: mr.

Posted By: ss
Date Posted: 24-Oct-2011 11:51:27 AM UTC

yeh galat baat hai

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nurse and patient jokes.

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 30-Sep-2011 11:05:29 AM UTC

chakkas joke hai.

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PETROL PAMP H KYA

Posted By: MUKESH KUMAR
Date Posted: 20-Aug-2011 09:37:26 AM UTC

SANTA- ARE BANTA TO APNE BAAP KE SAMNE CIGREAT PEE RAHA H,
BANTA- TO KYA HUWA BAAP KONSHA PETROL PAMP H JO UDD JAYEGA. MUKESH KUMAWAT 9782926001


PETROL PAMP H KYA

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abcd

Posted By: farhan ahmed
Date Posted: 15-Aug-2011 01:34:15 AM UTC

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz


abcd

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Akash is lovly sayery

Posted By: Akash
Date Posted: 12-Aug-2011 08:52:33 AM UTC

machchhar ki sadhi citi se hui:- suhag rat ko machchhar bahar baitha tha
Dusara machchhar Bola bhai kya huaa.
to machchhar bola Sali ALL-OUT laga kar so rahi hai...

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RE: Akash is lovly sayery

Posted By: sunildhankhar
Date Posted: 2-Oct-2011 11:49:30 AM UTC

sms

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tamatar aur khire

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 28-Jul-2011 05:58:49 AM UTC

woman:apne padosi se apke khet me tamatar itne laal kaise hai.
padosi man:mai roz nanga ho kar pani deta hu isliye shram se laal ho gaye .
next day
woman: to padosi maine bhi aisa hi kiya tamatar to laal hue nahi khire lambe ho gaye.........

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kabir ka doha

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 28-Jul-2011 05:52:49 AM UTC

chodan chodan sab kare chod sake na koi
jab chodan ki bari aye lund khada na hoye.....

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RE: kabir ka doha

Posted By: parvej
Date Posted: 27-Feb-2012 14:55:06 PM UTC

uchi gand ziraf ki dekh kabira roye
sake n koi.aisi gand kis kam ki jise mar sake n koi.

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