GOLF JOKES

How to get the wife to let you go golfing...

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 12:11:36 PM UTC

It was a pleasant Sunday morning and four married men are playing a round of
golf. At the 9th hole, the first golfer says
"You don't know what it took for me to
get here this morning. I told the wife that I would re-paint the whole house next week."

The second golfer says " I'm in a worse position than you are". I've got to
put down new decking around the swimming pool".

The third guy says "That's nothing. I have to design and pay for a state of the art
new kitchen for my wife".

They carry on playing and suddenly realize that the fourth golfer has remained
silent. " What did you have to do to get out today" they asked. " It's easy. When the alarm goes off, I ask 'Golf Course or intercourse?' She says, 'Take a sweater.'"

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Trousers

Posted By: Someone
Date Posted: 15-Dec-2011 21:21:11 PM UTC

Why did the golfer bring a spare pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one!

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Monkey Husbend Joke

Posted By: SATYA
Date Posted: 19-Apr-2011 12:40:15 PM UTC

Mail Monkey :Daddi Naku Pelli Eappudu CHeastavu
Daddy Monkey : Cheastanu Aagu Ra Monket
Pelli Kuthuru Ne MSG Chadivi thanu Navvitea EE Pilli Fix OK

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