RESTAURANT JOKES

muddled waiter!

Posted By: Angela.D
Date Posted: 17-Mar-2012 12:01:19 PM UTC

A woman had just finished eating her food. When she was walking out she saw a jar on the counter that said 'tips please'. So she said to the waiter "I think that's not necessary "
Waiter: "why not?"
Woman: "you asked for tips, I'm giving you mine."

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Strong food!

Posted By: Angela.D
Date Posted: 17-Mar-2012 11:54:16 AM UTC

A man and woman went to the local Restraunt in town to eat seafood. and the man says " Can I get some mussels please"
Waiter: "sorry I cant do that"
Man: "why?"
waiter: "because its something you'll have gain yourself!"

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Rasism

Posted By: Mercy L-A
Date Posted: 6-Mar-2012 18:42:23 PM UTC

A Black man walks into a restaurant and sits down. He is the only black person in the restaurant

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "

"When I grew up I was BLACK, "

"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "

"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "

"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "

"When I die I'll be BLACK."

"But you sir."

"When you're born you're pink, "

"When you grow up you're white, "

"When you're sick, you're green, "

"When you go in the sun you turn red, "

"When you're cold you turn blue, "

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....

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RE: Rasism

Posted By: xxxxxxxxx
Date Posted: 7-Apr-2012 16:02:01 PM UTC

it's awesome

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RE: RE: Rasism

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 7-Apr-2012 16:11:45 PM UTC

do u know what is a black forest with a long white road?
hair

i no it's sensless
jokes have no sense

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Confused Customer

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 24-Dec-2011 06:53:12 AM UTC

Customer: This food is delicious.

(waiter comes and hands customer the bill)

Waiter: Sorry about the weight.

Customer: Weight? What weight? I got my food already.

Waiter: Yes, I know, but this food can make you gain weight. That's why I said, "Sorry about the weight."

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MLcUFpFewN

Posted By: Makaela
Date Posted: 17-Dec-2011 07:09:32 AM UTC

Most help articles on the web are incacurtae or incoherent. Not this!

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a panda at restaurant

Posted By: khushi pokharel nepal ,kathmandu,sanepa
Date Posted: 25-Nov-2011 14:58:19 PM UTC

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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the restaurant joke

Posted By: aaron
Date Posted: 15-Apr-2011 23:36:22 PM UTC

a man was at a restaurant and the waiter put a knife and a spoon on the table and the man said i need a fork on the table! and the waiter said no no you can not have a fuck on the table and the man said no you do not understand me i need a fork on the table!

later on in a bigger restaurant the man said the the maid please maim may i have a sheet on the bed and the maid said no no you can not have a shit on the bed and the man said no you do not understaind me i need a sheet on the bed!!!!! lol :D (all the speaking was in a italian accsent) thanx

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