2 MEN JOKES

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Posted By: Suraj Singh Chauhan
Date Posted: 11-Mar-2012 14:02:29 PM UTC

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Girl of 1960:Aye bahar hai......jiya bekarar hai....aaja more balma tera intazar hai....
Girl of 2012:Aye bahar hai.... jiya bekarar hai...aaja moray balma.... warna doosra tayaar hai.....

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An Old man and a LIVE reporter

Posted By: Yesuf Abdu
Date Posted: 29-Jan-2012 12:06:55 PM UTC

A LIVE reporter sees a very old man, wondering about his age, and interview him like this:
Reporter: Oh My! how could you stay till now, sir?
Old man: Um-mm, I drink barrels of beer, packs of cigar, candies, chocolates, cookies... each day.
Reporter: WOW, it's surprising living longer doing such messes, by the way sir, how old are you?
Old man: 25

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word joke

Posted By: Yesuf Abdu
Date Posted: 29-Jan-2012 11:52:23 AM UTC

"The Face was Drawn but the Curtains were real".
(Drawn has three meanings)

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2 old men

Posted By: Mickey
Date Posted: 17-Jul-2011 18:09:30 PM UTC

Two old men about ninety years old were sitting on a porch playing checkers when one man says to the other
"If you could have anything what would it be? BY this time A beatutiful young girl was jogging by hair flowing and shaped well passed by.
The man said "THAT that just went by the house"
Then the other man followed up with. "
"if you could take anything back what would it be?
By this time the mans wife which is aged about 90 herself came out creeping slowly out of house and went back in.
"THAT just went in the house!"

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Semma Giftu

Posted By: Steffi
Date Posted: 31-Mar-2011 16:16:14 PM UTC

FRD1: Machi en girl frd birthday da, avaluku ena gift koduka?

FRD2: Ava epudi irrupa!

FRD1: Super a irupa da......

FRD2: Apa en cell numbera kudu..

=>Nanben da..

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