SHORT HINDI JOKES

jokes

Posted By: deepak
Date Posted: 7-Apr-2012 16:59:36 PM UTC

DOSTI ka matlab 1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn

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COMEDY HINDI JOKES

Posted By: KARAN
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 09:00:32 AM UTC

TERI MAA KI CHU

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drity joke

Posted By: vinay
Date Posted: 2-Mar-2012 17:29:35 PM UTC

Tin dost nange bike pe safar kar rahe the ...jab road me gati owrodhak aya to chlane wale ne jor se brack lagaya 1th piche wale ne kaha:
:::::masti me hum....bich wale ne kaha:...kabhi khushi kabhi gam ....chalanewale ne kaha: gund maraye hum::::::::::

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idiots

Posted By: yash sharma
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 18:14:56 PM UTC

strange man to a boy-too ramesh ka ladka hai
boy-nahi
on the road
strange man-too ramesh ka ladka hai
boy-nahi
onka accident ek car se hua ,in the hos pital
man- too ramesh ka ladka
boy ek doctor se-doctor ye mughe pare shan kar raha hai ke too ramesh ka ladka
doctor-to too kha de na ki too ramesh ka ladka hai
man -ki too ramesh ka ladka hai
boy -haan
man-lagta to nahi hai

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bhare

Posted By: yash sharma
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 13:49:42 PM UTC

ek behera bola doosre bhere se -dadri ja raha hai.
dosra bhera-nahi dadri ja raha hoon.
pehala behra-acha to ja mujhe laga ki too dadri ja raha hai.

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shortcut

Posted By: NARI
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 12:29:03 PM UTC

ek dehati ka teacher ko sahar badli hua. oh dhaan chaas ke bare me prabandh likhne ke liya bole. mantu bola thoda hints dijiye.teacher ne dhaan jamin me jagaane se lekar chawal banae tak bole.mantu bola-ji ye cricket jaise nai ho sakta kya ? Test se one day aur phir 20-20 jaisa.aisa hone se likhna subidha hota.

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papa

Posted By: NARI
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 12:24:51 PM UTC

diwal me tanga ek khubsurat aaadmi ke photo ko dikhaya aaru chintu ne puchha maami ye kiska photo he ?maami ne boli-tumhara mamaa ka he. chintu puchha-par ye jo bold headed aadmi mama kahalata hei ye kaun he ?maami boli-ye photo unka bachpan ka he-jab sar me baal thaa.

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papa

Posted By: NARI
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 12:24:15 PM UTC

diwal me tanga ek khubsurat aaadmi ke photo ko dikhaya aaru chintu ne puchha maami ye kiska photo he ?maami ne boli-tumhara mamaa ka he. chintu puchha-par ye jo bold headed aadmi mama kahalata hei ye kaun he ?maami boli-ye photo unka bachpan ka he-jab sar me baal thaa.

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M.L.A.

Posted By: NARI
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 12:15:43 PM UTC

M.L.A. PAANCH SAAL KE BAAD GHUMNE AAI GAON KO.ELECTION KA TIME THAA. GAON KA KHAAS ADMI MANOJ NEHIN AAYA THAA. DER ME AAYAA TO M.L.A. PUCHHA KYA HAAL HAI BHAI ? MANOJ BOLA USKA BAIL PAANCH SAAL HO GAYA GUM GAYA THAA.AAJ MILA .M.L.A. PUCHHA PHIR ?MANOJ BOLA-USKO AISA MAARA KI JINDEGI BHAR YAAD RAHEGAA. SALAA KHATAA KISKA HAI AAUR KAAM KISKA KARTA HAI. M.L.A. PUCHHA -MEIN BHI PAANHC SAAL KE BAAD AAYA HUN.AGAR MEIN AISA KARUN TO ? MANOJ HAANS KE BOLA-GAAON KE SAB AAPKO AISA PITAI KARENGE KI DOBARA YAHAANA DIKHAYA NEHI DEGENGE.

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DARDAAM

Posted By: NARI
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 12:09:31 PM UTC

EK AADMI USKA DUS SAAL KE LADKA KO LE KE DOCTOR KE PAAS GAYA.BOLA ESKA BADHAT NAI HO RAHA HAI. KHATA HE,SOTA HE PAR NAHI BADH RAHA HE.DOCTOR NE PUCHHA KYA NAAM HE .AADMI BOLA-DAMDAR.DOCTOR BOLA ULTA DO USKA NAAM KO -DARDAAM PHIR DEKHO KAISE BADHATA HE KI NAHIN.

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setting

Posted By: akash
Date Posted: 13-Sep-2011 14:32:15 PM UTC

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

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RE: setting

Posted By: anand9
Date Posted: 13-Sep-2011 15:10:23 PM UTC

ha ha ha...funny guy...

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beja

Posted By: akash
Date Posted: 13-Sep-2011 14:23:18 PM UTC

bhagvan ne admi ko bheja pan usmi bheja nahi bheja

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six rose

Posted By: purusttam
Date Posted: 5-Aug-2011 06:03:23 AM UTC

6 rose for you
1 @ for health
2 @ for wealth
3 @ for happiness
4 @ for friendship
or baki 2
kan pe laga lena
mast lagogi
wah kya baat hai

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Think what no one will think

Posted By: Alia
Date Posted: 29-Mar-2011 03:31:10 AM UTC

Socho ki aap fridge ke samne baathe ho,what will u think?
A-cool inside & fool outside.
Q-sochie ki aap computer ke samne bathe hai,what will u think?
A-intel inside & mental outside.
Q-agar aap doctor ke pas gai toh aap kya sochenge?
A-dental inside & gentle outside.

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RE: Think what no one will think

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Jul-2011 07:15:01 AM UTC

then y i m thinking

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