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HILARIOUS JOKES - little girl
Posted by Nick96 on 15-May-2012 02:03:21 AM UTC
little girl
where did the little girl go after the explosion?
*Everywhere*
why did billy drop his ice cream?
*he got hit by a bus.*
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MARRIAGE HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES - ha ha must read
Posted by R.K.kharel on 15-May-2012 00:54:00 AM UTC
ha ha must read
A famous inspirational speaker
said : "Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn't my wife."
Audience were in a state of shock
and silence.
He added : "She was my
mother" (A big round of aplause &
laughter)
A very daring husband tried to
crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his
wife in the kitchen : "Best years
of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman, who wasn't my
wife".
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Standing for a moment, trying to
recall the second line of that
speaker. .
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling
water ..!
Moral : Don't Copy, if you can't
Paste xP=P
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DOCTOR PATIENT NURSE JOKES - hillarious
Posted by kailaan eleson on 14-May-2012 13:20:37 PM UTC
hillarious
Doctor:when did you las cough
patient:ummmmmmmmm i forgot
Doctor:why you are here to cure your coughing right?
patient:because i coughed a long time ago. and i came here because i want to see this new hospital
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QUESTION AND ANSWER JOKES - Erroneous
Posted by English on 14-May-2012 03:37:44 AM UTC
Erroneous
There's so many grammatical, punctual, and wording errors in your jokes here, that %95 percent of them aren't funny, due to the fact that I cannot understand them.
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SCHOOL JOKES - school jokes
Posted by Smrithi on 12-May-2012 19:32:41 PM UTC
school jokes
Teacher : MAHA KAVI BHARATHI patri sollu??
Student : Perusa solrathuku onnum ila sir..
moonumae mokka figureu.......
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DUMB JOKES - jills jokes
Posted by Jillian A on 12-May-2012 16:43:46 PM UTC
jills jokes
my bunny just died, now hes just somebunny that i used to knoe lolz im so funny i crack myself up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUNNY JOKES - RE: The fishermen
Posted by deepti on 12-May-2012 13:33:13 PM UTC
RE: The fishermen
Waiter: Sir, my tips please.
Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter: Sir, you are insulting me, please give me at least 2.
Customer: I can’t insult you twice.
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VARIETY JOKES - Puns
Posted by (anonymous) on 11-May-2012 12:10:52 PM UTC
Puns
I tried to catch fog the other day, but I mist.
I used to work at the bank, but i lost interest.
Today this girl told me that she thought she saw me at the vegertarian restuarant last week, but I've never seen herbivore.
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YO MOMMA JOKES - RE: Yo Baby
Posted by koda7soccer on 9-May-2012 15:09:57 PM UTC
RE: Yo Baby
they are called yo momma jokes not yo baby jokes! why would you make fun of a baby you jerk!
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LAWYER JOKES - frend ship
Posted by krishna reddy on 8-May-2012 04:35:02 AM UTC
frend ship
a rose indicate 'i love u'
a smile indicates 'i like u'
a tear indicates 'i miss u'
but my msg indicates 'i remember u'
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