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SANTA BANTA JOKES IN HINDI - santa banta jokes
Posted by sahil on 15-May-2012 15:20:34 PM UTC
santa banta jokes
ek bar ek santa or banta hota hai
SANTA:mera ghar itna high hai ki ek bacha kude ga to niche aata aata buuda ban jaye ga
BANTA: mera ghar itna high hai ki ek bandar kude ga to niche aata aata insan ban jaye ga
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HINDI JOKES - tajmahal
Posted by nilesh kumar gundukwar on 15-May-2012 07:05:54 AM UTC
tajmahal
tajmahal dekhar bola shahajan ka pota tajmahal dekhar bola shahajan ka pota aaj apna bhi bank balance hata
agar dada ashik na hota
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FUNNY HINDI JOKES - Foolish Joke
Posted by Abhinav Kaushal on 14-May-2012 10:28:49 AM UTC
Foolish Joke
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.....Socho kyun ? Bcoz PCOke bahar likha tha , dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.......
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ROMANTIC HINDI SHAYARI - judaey
Posted by faisal on 13-May-2012 09:51:09 AM UTC
judaey
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai,
Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti
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DOSTI SHAYARI IN HINDI - RE: sms
Posted by RAMBIR DANGI on 8-May-2012 01:42:06 AM UTC
RE: sms
dil tuta to ek aawaz aayi,
cheer kar dekha to ek cheez nikal aayi,
socha kya hoga is khali dil me,
pani se dho kar dekha to aapki tasveer nazar aayi........
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STATE HINDI JOKES - rani
Posted by dhruval potla on 6-May-2012 15:58:37 PM UTC
rani
aakhyioon se aaakhiyaan churale meri rani aakhyion seaakiyaan churale meri rani
teri bayi aakh kani
meri dayi aakh kani
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HINDI SANTA BANTA JOKES - Santa banta
Posted by HARSH SINGLA on 5-May-2012 11:01:18 AM UTC
Santa banta
Santa:-kya aapne hi kal mere ladke ko doobne se bachaya tha.
Banta:-haan haan , per baar baar aap meri taarif mat kariye.
Santa:-achcha to ye bataiye mere ladke ki topi kahan gayi
Santa: are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?
Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!
santa ek party mein gaya aur usne waha 10 butter naan kha liye. thodi der baad toilet mein pet bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha ki,
"Hay bhagwan ya to aap jaan nikal do ya naan nikal do!"
santa hotel manager se:-jaldi chalo meri biwikhidki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager:-isme main kya kar sakta hoon sir.
Santa:-are,khiski nahin khul rahi hai..
Santa : Yaar Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta tha,Usne shaadi kar li hai.
banta: Tumne Usko Bataya Ki tumhara Chacha Karorepati Hai.
santa: Bataya Tha,tabhi to usne mere chacha se shadi kar li hai
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LOVERS JOKES IN HINDI - RE: jokes
Posted by love on 29-Apr-2012 21:28:26 PM UTC
RE: jokes
Aapko chahna hamari kamjori hai,
Aap se kah na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyo nahi samjhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyar me izhar karna jaroori hai.
Love U
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TEACHER STUDENT SCHOOL JOKES IN HINDI - vikasjanghad
Posted by vikasjanghad on 29-Apr-2012 06:23:08 AM UTC
vikasjanghad
ek ladka apni premika se kehta hai
teri ma ki kya...........
teri behan ki kya..............
tere teri aunti ki kya.........
or tere pure khandan ki kya...........
or meri tu jaan hai
kaisa laga vikas janghad
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FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI - dan singh
Posted by dan singh on 28-Apr-2012 16:01:36 PM UTC
dan singh
harpal dosto se pyar kiya karte hai
ek ajib sa khud se sawal kiya karte hai
hai sms aur bhi kahi se aate
phir bhi hum aapke sms ka intjaar kiya karte hai
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SHORT HINDI JOKES - jokes
Posted by deepak on 7-Apr-2012 16:59:36 PM UTC
jokes
DOSTI ka matlab 1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn
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SAD HINDI SHAYARI - mm
Posted by Mukesh kumar on 27-Mar-2012 12:13:12 PM UTC
mm
Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bheed me pehchan koi rakhna,
Acche nahi lagte, jab rehte ho udas,
Apne hotho pe sada muskan vahi rakhna !
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HINDI DOCTOR PATIENT NURSE JOKES - RE: tatti
Posted by ashish on 20-Mar-2012 13:25:39 PM UTC
RE: tatti
santa = santa ek dokan par gaya aur bola ek sandwich pack kar do dukan wale ne pack kar diya aur bola paise do to santa bola mane pack
karne ko kaha tha paise lane ke liye nahi
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HINDI JOKES IN ENGLISH - joke
Posted by (anonymous) on 16-Mar-2012 06:53:00 AM UTC
joke
raat ka samay tha pappu kabristan se cycle chalata hua aaya
kabristan paar krke kaha baap re kaise road thi itne saare speed breakers!!!!!!!
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