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SANTA BANTA SMS - santha bantha student joke
Posted by nishar ahamed on 14-May-2012 10:59:59 AM UTC
santha bantha student joke
teacher asked the studnet to write essay in the title ''IF I WERE A PRIME MINISTER"
EVERYONE WROTE but except bantha,
teacher asked bantha
bantha said, ' NOW IAM A PRIME MINISTER WHY SHOULD I WRITE'
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SMS JOKES - Bakri
Posted by Jagannath on 7-May-2012 16:21:30 PM UTC
Bakri
kssh aap bakri hote, to hum aapko ghass khilate.
Or jor jor se aapke singh hilate aur pufhte, "SmS kaun karega ?"
Aur aap bade pyaar se kehte Mai........ Mai............
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SMS JOKES IN ENGLISH - truth
Posted by (anonymous) on 5-May-2012 13:34:10 PM UTC
truth
a pakistani asked indian to tease "what is the difference between indians and dogs?"then indian replied "just a border"
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GOOD DAY SMS - Friendship
Posted by Arhum Mirza on 26-Apr-2012 15:01:43 PM UTC
Friendship
Friends are the best part of your life so please dont discourage or hate them.
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FRIENDSHIP SMS AND QUOTES - My Friend
Posted by Suganya on 22-Apr-2012 04:45:29 AM UTC
My Friend
A True Frnd irritates when u say am sad, laugh when u say am sorry, smiles when u say miss u, kicks when u say am busy, forwards when he see such a good message! I Did;) D
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FREE LOVE SMS - i love you rohit
Posted by divya goel on 26-Mar-2012 03:14:45 AM UTC
i love you rohit
If it's difficult to find whom you love deeply,
It is even more difficult to find someone who loves you as much.
But forever, our love will be as deep as the ocean,
as high as the clouds
and as sweet as nectar.
I am the river and you are the fish.
The fish said to the river,
You can never see my tears,
Because I am always in you.
The river replied,
I can always feel your warm tears,
because you are in my heart.
I have seen many, liked some and loved very few,
but none of them I loved as deep as you.
I will stand for hours in a long queue,
for the pleasure of spending a moment with you.
I am opening a savings bank account for you in my heart,
so please deposit your love and watch the interest grow!
If water was a kiss,
I will send you the ocean.
If hug was a leaf,
I will send you a banyan tree.
If smile is like numbers,
I will send you infinity.
If love is like time,
I will send you eternity.
You are not like the sun,
because in the evening, it sets.
You are not like the moon,
because every night, it fades away.
You are like the sky,
because it always stays.
Two things that cure our problems:
1) Medicines
2) Love
But there is a difference... Love has no expiry date
Love is not how you express, but how you forgive.
Love is not how you listen, but how you understand.
Love is not what you see, but what you feel.
Love is not how deep, it is how long.
If love is bad, I don't want to be good.
If love is sad, I don't want to be happy.
If love is life, I don't want to live.
I started writing you a love letter,
wanted to write about the roses, the birds and you among them.
But all I could write, was only I LOVE YOU.
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FUNNY SMS JOKES - HW
Posted by (anonymous) on 23-Mar-2012 02:31:53 AM UTC
HW
My math teacher told me my hw was a piece of cake!
So I brought in a piece of cake the next day and I got in trouble!!!! Hahaha
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