Education Jokes bring about the lighter side of school life with absent minded professors, silly teachers and kids asking silly questions.
The Poor Professor
Professor: How was my class today?
Student: It had a happy ending sir. Everyone was happy that it ended.
School PJ
What should you pay apart from fees when you go to school?
Attention
The Witty Student
Teacher: John, I hope I didn't see you copying from George.
John: I hope the same too.
Timing Joke
Teacher: If you add 55467 and 12543 and divide by 1729 what will you get?
John: The wrong answer miss.
Feet in a Yard
Teacher: Do you know how many feet are there in a yard?
Student: Well, first tell me how many people are there in the yard.
Five Domestic Animals
Teacher: Name five domestic animals
John: Dog, cat, cow and two goats.
Funny Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher: Give some example of pronouns.
Student: Who, me?
The Brilliant Student Star
Teacher: Does any one of you know what a comet is?
John: A comet is a star with a tail miss.
Teacher: Good answer, can you give an example?
John: Mickey Mouse
The Math Exam
Student: Miss, I don't think I deserve a 0 in the math exam.
Teacher: Neither do I, but that's the lowest we are supposed to give.
Rome
Teacher: Do you know that Rome wasn't built in a day?
Student: Then was it built during the night miss?
Knowledge and Experience
Knowledge is what you get from reading fine prints.
Experience is what you get from not reading them.
The Chinese Student who learnt English
A Chinese student was learning English from a 30 day rapid learner book. He decided to try it out in the college canteen. When served coffee he replied: Thank you sir or madam, as the case may be.
Funny School Joke
Child: Mom, today my teacher caned me for telling the correct answer.
Mom: What was the question and what did you answer?
Child: He asked me who threw a paper-rocket at him and I gave him the correct answer that it was me.
School Life
The first thing a child learns in school is that his peers are getting more pocket money than he gets.
The Professor
Student 1: No one can win an argument with that professor... he is so unmoving just like the rock of Gibraltar.
Student 2: Blocks the view, doesn't he?
Education Fail
The education system of our country is completely screwed up. 25% of the population cannot read, another 30% cannot write and the rest 60% cannot do basic math.
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