Animal Jokes are funny and crazy jokes about cats, cows, lions, tigers and vampire bats. These jokes about animals are sure to tickle your funny bones. Animal jokes also contain jokes about birds and insects.
Ants joke
Ther are three ants swiming.
Two ants are swiming regularly and third ant put his left hand up and swiming why?
becoz the ant's watch is not water proof
Submitted by Harini on 10-Nov-2009
Ant Joke
What do you find in a beach where ants go?
Micro-waves!
Dog Joke
Which degree did the dog get?
A pedigree.
Literate Bird
Which bird wrote a book?
A Penguin.
Strongest Bird
Which bird is the weightlifting champion?
A Crane.
Vampire Dog Joke
Which dog do vampires like?
Bloodhound
Firefly Joke
How do fireflies say tata?
Got to glow now.
Donkey Animal Joke
How do you pull out your front teeth for free?
Smack a donkey's back.
Animal Joke
Which dog will tell you the time?
A watch dog.
Hummingbird Joke
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they dont know the lyrics.
Birds Joke
Why do animals fly south during the winter?
Because they cant walk so far.
Chicken Road Joke
Why did the chicken cross the dirty road two times?
Because it was a dirty double-crosser.
Chicken Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach the other side ofcourse!.
Doberman Joke
How do you give a tail to a Doberman?
Take it to a 'retail' store.
Cat Vs. Comma Joke
Whats the diff between a cat and a comma?
A 'Cat' has the paws before the claws while a 'Comma' has the clause before the pause.
Vampire Bat Joke
Male vampire bat goes in search of blood to drink and returns in 2 minutes with lots of blood in its mouth.
Female Bat: How did you manage to get so much blood in 2 minutes?
Male Bat: Do you see the black wall over there?
Female Bat: Yeah
Male Bat: Well, I didnt.
Mad Cow Disease Joke
Cow 1: Did you see the news? The mad cow disease is affecting many cows making them to go mad.
Cow 2: Yeah, I saw it on TV. Thankfully it wont affect us donkeys.
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